At the Job Interview
“So please, mister. Sisco is it?”
“Yes. That does appear to be my name doesn't it.”
“I like your humor, don't do it again.”
“...dick”
Wills Room
“I don't fucking get why I never can get a job”
“Maybe its because you called him a dick”
“Yeah, Well. Maybe he deserved it.”
“I looked him up bro. He doesn't”
“You never know”
“His wife died in a fatal car accident two weeks ago.”
“Fuck you”
“Whatever bro. You know I just love to prove you wrong”
“And I love to bash in your nose”
“is it really that big?”
“Uh, Answer that on your own, Jew nose”
“Says you, hey, you up for another beer?”
“Nah, I have to be at least half sober. I have to drive”
“to where? Its a Sunday”
“Monday, and Hailie has a football game”
“What six year old girl would want to be on a football team?”
“One that is the descent of Audrey”
“True. True. Well at-least she'l be hot.”
In the Car
Its sorta funny that a baby girl would want to do football. I mean sure shes a bad ass, but football is a little manly. Shit, did I give that damn dog water? Oh well, hes ugly as balls anyway. Alright, now where do I turn to get to the field. Hm, I think to the right. Why did we have to get such an ugly dog, I mean really. When I was a kid I had rats, and they were pretty ugly, well. There was one that was hairless, she was ugly. Uh, two blocks, on the left I think. Anyway, that damn dog poops all over the back yard, so its practicably unusable, It drools all over, eats off the table and- Okay, were is this field. The game starts in twenty minutes, I shouldve gotten Audrey to drive me. I'm already buzzed anyway, only a couple of beers. Alright, there it is.
I got out of the car and shut the door, but whoever parked next to me was clearly over the line, so I had hardly any room to get out. I walked out to the bleachers and saw Audrey sitting there with one leg crossed over the other like she had to pee.
“What crawled up your ass?”
“Nothing, just that our daughter is playing football.”
“And? You like it ontop, I don't judge you.”
“Shut up! And its weird. Look, all the other kids out there are guys, and there she is. With her little pink helmet.”
“Thats Hailie for ya”
She caught the ball and ran for the touchdown, when some fucking huge ass steroid taking freak child tackled her.
“Awh Balls!” She yelled as loud as possible
“Nicky! Did you teach her that?”
“its better then crying... right?”
Home
We walked in the door and saw Wills shoes on our floor tossed out. He usually puts them up. His shirt was casual thrown onto the couch too. I ran over to the couch and touched it with my pointer finger.
“its still warm”
“What does it mean?!?!?!?!” An overly curious Hailie said
“He was here just a few minutes ago”
Then we heard someone bang on the door next to us, obviously from wills room.
“ewh” I said
The dog ran as fast as he could to greet me. He comes to ewh, or disgusting, or fag face.
“No no no, not you Ugly” I said looking at wills door “Hes getting it on”
Later.
“Please pass the salt”
“...”
“I didn't know you guys where going to be home so soon.”
“yeah, well we where”
“yeaaah..”
“yup.”
“did I do something wrong?”
“yeah..”
“dammit.”
“You forgot to set up the camera!” followed by a brofive.
Three in the morning
“So, whats she like?”
“Shes amazing. She totally understands me dude, first time ive ever truly had this feeling.”
“i remember that feeling”
“when you first met Audrey?”
“nah, champ”
“Your old dog?”
“he was more then a dog”
“he was a retarded dog”
“yup.”
After I said this there was an awkwardly long silents in honor of champs honor. It was a rule of the house. If his name is said there is a moment of thoughts.
“So anyway,” I looked up and set down my coffee “Whens the next date?”
“tomorrow night”
“Where?”
“You know the old arcade downtown?”
“Your taking your girlfriend to an arcade?”
“I met her on wow”
“ugh.”
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