But your description says "Hi There, Leave A Question Or I Will Fucking Kill You... :D" Seems kinda violent :3 Snooki? nice choice

Weeeeeeell, Uhh i can explain. Oh wait. No i cant :3

Ask me anything

phone!

Oh boy. I can update this shit from my phone! Whatells would i ever want to do ever?! Hang out with audrey.. Ide rather hang out with her. But phone blog posts.

Oh Audrey

 So this is something i wrote you in a letter. And i couldnt wait another second for you to read it, so i put it here. too

Audrey I love you so much.
Everything makes me think of you,
So i cant stop thinking about you
Thats all i do

"Goddamn, why do you smell so pretty?
Its not just that perfume that you wear
Something else in the air
and its making me crazy" -Peter

That made me think of you.
How i feel about you
That you smell a certain way
And its not perfume or shampoo, or anything,
Its your natural smell,
And it makes me happy just to smell it.
I Love you Audrey,
More then anything
-Awesome

Yay! Refrencing!

I feel like i now have enough posts so i can reference old posts.
EXAMPLE- Like so today i did just about nothing and i really didnt have much time to make a vlog today, But you guys can still watch my newest one here. It was about a pwn war.
Pretty awesome right?! So now whenever do something i can tell you were to go to see a post with more stuff about that. :DD And by the way i'm making Pages. And i so far have Who is Awesome, Which is like my page. And im ganna make a Audrey <3 Page. And A Who ells might be in this blog. Ya know? And Maybe A Vlog Page. Idk ile see what i can do.
'til Next time
Seeya Guys
I love you Audrey
-Awesome

SCARY GHOSTY THINGY

Oh lord. oh lordy lordy lord. :P
Thats pretty old. but i think ive matured passed that.

Eh, Maybe not.
-Awesome

Holy Ballz!

WHAT? 2 VIDEOS IN 1 DAY
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! :DD
but not really.

it just made me happy.

I Found :D

I was on Facebook looking through my old notes, And i found this. :D
It has no likes or anything. I guess my friends really didnt get the humor in it or something.
If you like it then your awesome. And comment your favorite part. <3

CHAO XXX AND ME

So today i sat around and did nothing. :) Just how i fucking like it! I think just today i made just about six Billion post. Haha. I've been very bored lately. Mostly because of that CSI Shit i mentioned a few posts about. Ya know the thing i cant blog about/ talk about. Anyway. I just wanted to make a nice long post because i know you guys love long posts. Haha.

So to start us off, Here is a lovely picture of sonic drawn by the one and only shannon. I know i know, Beautiful right? There is a site Flockdraw.com Were you have a nice big interactive whiteboard and can invite friends to join you in your drawing. So i joined and this is what i saw. I think it is quite possibly the best piece of art ive ever been blessed to see. Anyway, I have gone about 2 days is it without Audrey. And i am dieing D:. I Miss my pretty girlfriend/person im engaged to so bad. I love her. <3
Anyway, Will wanted me to go do something with him tomorrow, Well later today Lol. But i dont think im going to go. Besides, he already did replace me with another friend. I guess im just not good enough, oh wait. it was me that canceled. Haha, but yeah. Right now the only person i wanna see is audrey, and well, that aint happening right now so im not too happy :).
She said she is writing me a song. So if she actualy goes through with it ima be so happy. Shes so awesome at singing. Like really she can sing. :D Oh by the way the picture "SUPRISE BUTTSECK" was there when i got there. So i drew the picture below. Don't you love it? Haha, I'm also working on a cover of stop the dam. By The Gorillaz. And i want to have Sayge do piano and have brendan and andy send in guitar shit. And have caige do drums. And peice it all together separatly. And yeah, i want audrey to sing it and maybe have me do backup or something. As long as i get her voice out there. Its so great :). Oh wait, she might still be sorta sick
Oh well i wont finish it for a while so theres plenty of time to let it heal.
So uh, people read this eh? I would like comments though. :) it would make me happy to see like a few comments from random people, like "Hey bro, saw the post. I love you." Ya know?  But whatever. i know people dont really read it anyway, They just say so.
Holy shit
Guys Look at this. Its from a video game were you can have little pet things called chaos. And here is a quote from the game handbook.

Chao Mating

When an adult chao sits down and flowers begin to bloom around it, you know
 that love is in the air  - It's mating season.

Mating is the key to keeping your chao garden alive, and a very fun and surprising 
aspect of  the game. Each time your chao mate, there is no way to accurately tell 
what the baby chao will turn out as. The baby will be a mix of the parents special 
traits, whether it be physical appearance or ability.

Here is how to let two chao mate:

Step 1: One of your adult chao will start to flower.

Step 2: Carry another adult chao that you would like the flowered chao to mate 
             with. Drop it beside the flowering chao.

Step 3: If the mate is succesful, the two chao will start to nuzzle on eachother and 
             music will play. If this doesn't happen, then the chao you dropped beside 
             it does not want to mate. (Light Chao do not mate)

Step 4: After a while, an egg will pop in between them.
If you follow these steps to mate, you should have almost no trouble in keeping your
gardens plentiful. By the way, after the chao reaches old age, it's sex drive will 
lower and will be less likely of mating. It is best to mate chao at the young adult age.

Okay, is it just me or.... nevermind. THAT WAS A FUCKING KID GAME. But whatever. haha i played that shit for so long Haha
I think this is enough for tonight
Love you guys <33
I love you Audrey
Comment bellow
-Awesome
"HOLLY ASS WHAT THE DICK!?"
<3

If you could kill anyone, who would you kill?

Who, That is not very nice. Uh probably. I don't know, I have no hatred that deep for any person and neither should whomever wrote this question. Its sorta fucked up to ask someone tha-Okay fine snooki. You got it outa me. :)
Just kidding im just not going to respond to that question. OH WAIT. I ALREADY DID :DD. haha

Ask me anything

PWN WAR

Woah Hoe Ho!

So apparently i have more then 2 viewers. I knew that Audrey and Maybe emily were reading, However.

That sorta proves otherwise. Allong with will, who sometimes reads, like when i remind him of it. I think. And sayge i think. But whatever. I LOVE YOU GUYS! :DD
But i do like comments :)
Soooo If you see something that is worth commenting on.
Then do so Please.
You dont have to sign in or anything, So just do it!
I like feedback. :)
Big thanks guys.
Ima make a largish post later tonight.
Thanks Guys
-Awesome

50 POSTS!

Here i am, 50 Posts and 2 viewers. Haha actualy i think i get a bit more then that. Suddenly random friends that i didnt know read it told me they do, And im like Woah. So maybe like 7 people read this. Eh good enough for me. For now. Anyway right now im making this post for one reason. I have made more then 49 posts. Thats right, 50 Posts. All glorious and retarted and stupid and gay! Haha.
Not only am i happy, but sorta suprised, as a little kid i would never finish anything, and suddenly i have a huge blog with enough posts to go back and read for hours. Anyway, here is a video just to show how happy i am. tomorrow im coming up with a nice long post. I think
I love you guys, especialy My audrey <3 who reads this i think.

And thats the video. :)
Pretty epic am i right? Its just something to say thanks. The song is a remix i did of "we are happy landfill" By the gorillaz. I love you guyys. :D Aaaand, now i just wait for the video to finish uploading.
Godamn, a 2 min video shouldnt take this long haha.
But anyway, for more videos like this checkout my forum and my youtube were i put up vlogs and pretty much anything retarded dino related. :)
DONE!
Byyee
-Awesome

My day

Well today i did pretty close to nothing, I miss my Audrey though.
I love you babe! <3
And uh, so i hate to do this agian ya know just make another post saying
"Uh i have nothing to post.. so bye"
Because i havent really made a nice long blog post lately, But i promise! Later maybe tomorrow i will make a post thats nice and long. :)
It will probably just be about how much i love Audrey though, But hell atleast its a post.
So until then if you really want to know what i did today check out my Vlog.
Which IS NOT daily
I will update my vlog whenever i feel like it.
I update my blog basicly everynight.<3
So uh,
Here is my first real blog post. And Enjoy!
-Awesome



Its called i cant sing, But every other vlog with that name actualy have people singing in them.
Heh,
Thats weird.
mine is about fapping and how bored i am
Whatev!
Seeya guys some other time!
And also in the meantime check out this picture from my forum!

More random stuff like that on the forum so sign up sign in and FUCK SOME SHIT UP :)
Btw yeah audrey, i aproved you so you can get on too.
Ewh Girls
Anyway! Haha
Seeya Guys.
Sorry For such shitty posts lately
I promise as soon as something worth while happens
Ile vlog about it
Or ya know
Something im allowed to talk about <3
Love you guys
Love you audrey
Love you toast.
-Awesome


My forum
Thanks for reading

Ps Poop. <3

Anyone There?

Does anybody still read this shit? Well, nobody ever has, but still. If not i probably wont post as much. So just wanted to know if i have any readers. I love you guys. Love you audreyyy. <3 seeya
-Awesome

CSI Shit

Now i would tell you about my day.
but i can't
So until tomorrow
Seeya!
-Awesome

BLOW VUVUZELA UNTIL I DIE

Omg Will, fuck you. So on the most scaring night of my life, not only did inception scar my for life, but also will did. Here is the most amazing/stupid game ever. The controls are [space bar] And its like guitar hero, except stupiderrr.
So if you want to die inside, play this game. and if you want to die inside more, go see inception. :D

are you ever gonna go back to a school?

Eh, I don't really know. I certainly hope not. that would make it so i couldn't ...spend 24/7 with girlfriend, and currently all i'm worried about is keeping her happy. But uh, probably. Just not this year. Sorry to let you down all of my adoring fans. I know, i know, I'm just too sexy. <3 -Awesome

I Always Forget Shit!

Okaay heres one more thing i forgot to put in the other one!
Will has a blog too. So here is the link to his blog allong with a bunch of other shit that im going to put on the bottom of every post for now on.

-Awesome
Thanks for reading!
My Forum
My Youtube
Will's blog
Audrey's Blog <3
Emily's blog
Thanks Guysss <3

Headcrab VS. Plank!

Hey guys, I'm just sitting here with my best friend. His name is uh, "Half life 2 critters Head-crab hat [Valve]". Well that's what it says on the tag. Yeah, i forgot to talk about him, like a week after my birthday My best friend Will was all like.
"Hey man, i got you something for you birthday, but its still coming in the mail"
So for another like 4 days i died inside thinking about what he could'v gotten me, then one day. It came. It was a Head-crab like from HL2 except a hat, and i kept it on for about 3 days straight, now i just wear it every now again. uh anyway, like a year earlier for his birthday i got him a piece of wood with eyes drawn on, and it looked like plank. Ya know plank? from Ed Edd and Eddy? Yeah i got him a piece of wood. aren't i nice?
Well that's enough about will and his fatty self. I think my last like uh, 3 posts have been about him. Ya know who i haven't talked about lately? Ile give you a hint, shes super pretty, tall as FUCK, and her name starts with an A. How did you guess? Audrey! Ive hung out with her like everyday since I've been back, so uh 3 days straight, i think. Eh I'll check my archive about that later. And now i miss her, because i haven't talked to her yet today, she probably isn't awake yet. I got up at like fucking 10 in the morning, haha. I guess that's because i go to sleep allot earlier nowadays. Like i think i went to sleep at like 12 last night, eh that's probably a lie, but hey! at least I'm not going to sleep at 6 in the morning. That was fucked up.
Anyway, i think i should go now, and wait for pretty to get up. :3 Just thought i might make a blog post for all of the 3 people out there who read these. Haha. Well, i guess I'll see you guys later. Bye!