Script Episode 2

Here is episode two




Tony is on the couch in his underwear. Obviously its morning. Nicky walks in tired and sits down quite clumsily.

Tony
Sup Gaymo

Nicky
Ive Gotten it,

Tony
Gotten what?

Nicky
How Ima Make her Like me! She wont date me because im not emo! Girls only date emo guys right?

Tony
Sure kid, whatever you say

Nicky
So if I get a bunch of black shit and makeup then she will like me

Tony
Oh makeup will end suspesion

Nicky
Ima Call will

Tony
Why would will have makeup?

Nicky Runs out of the room. Then Showes him step out of his room, fog rolls out and the lighting is verry strange

Tony
Ya know kid, I take back everything I said about you being gay

Nicky
Really?

Tony
Nope. And this isnt helping the question, Just delaying it, Faglot, just come out of the closet.

Nicky
I’m Not gay!

Nicky walks up to audrey with all of the makeup on


Audrey
Woah your cool

Nicky
You think so

He sorta poses over the car hood

Audrey
Not at all

Nicky
Wait wait, Before you leave, you sure you don’t wanna date?

Audrey
Nicky. Kid. Listen, I cant date you

Nicky
Why not?

Audrey
I Have a penis

Nicky
What!? Really?!

Audrey
NO! Now go home

Nicky
So you dontt find me sexualy apealing?

Audrey
Define apeal?

Nicky
Uh like, am I Hot?

Audrey
My honest opinion

Nicky
Yes

Audrey
Your not bad emo

They slowly lean in for a kiss
Right before they do audrey moves back, and nicky almost falls

Audrey
Your really short though, And your only 13. And I think you were watching me last night from that tree outside my window.

Nicky
No, no no! I was uh sleeping last night

Audrey
Really. I couldve swarn it was you. Well seeya later stalker

Nicky
No! Im not a stalker I, I love you

Audrey
Haha. That’s nice. Seeya

She walks inside, nicky continues standing infront of her house,

Nicky
No, I love you more!...

Later Nicky is on the phone with will

Will
So you almost kissed her?

Nicky
So close, but she wimped out, shes scared that our love will be interfeird with

Will
Really dude? I think she just doesn’t like you like that.

Nicky
No, She has to

Will
Haha She doesn’t have to, That’s something ive learned about women over the coures of all my girlfriends

Nicky
Two

Will
One was a pitty date,
Anyway, sometimes, if a girl doesn’t love you, you just have to make her love you.

Nicky
By being really sweet?

Will
No no no! By being a dick! Girls fall for that like your mom and a chocolate bar

Nicky
Are you calling my mom fat?

Will
If I say yes, will you still listen to my advise?

Showes audrey, sitting on her steps, nicky walks up and sits next to her

Audrey
Hey you.

Nicky
Uh, Sup Bitch

Audrey
What?

Nicky walks inside and sits down on the couch.

Tony
How did wills advise work out for you

Nicky
.. im so tired.

Tony
Cool. But uh dad wanted your help with something

Nicky
Ugh like what?

Tony
Yard work or something

Nicky
Ugggh Okay

Showes nickys dad digging a hole in the back yard, a large trash bag with stripper boots covered in blood sitting next to him

Dad
Nicky! Thanks for your help
Nicky
What do you need?

Dad
Just uh, Dig this hole, and put this bag of leftovers in there, then cover it up

Nicky
Dad, that’s not left overs is it..

Dad
Just don’t worry, And uh Also look at this

His dad gives him an axe

Nicky
Uh Cool?

Dad
Yeah, just get your finger prints alll on that

Nicky
Wait a second

Shows tony sitting on the couch, Nicky walks up and sits down

Tony
What did dad want

Nicky
I think he killed a hooker, and he wanted me to bury her

Tony
Oh, Okay.

He continues to eat his cerial

End

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Episode 1

Nicky’s sitting on couch eating cerial, Tony walks in and sits next to him, theyre clothing shows that it is morning

Tony
“Why are you up so early?”

Nicky
“I didn’t sleep.”

Tony
“Why not?”

Nicky
“You and that randome chick you met last night kept me up with the moans”

Tony
“heheh yeah, she was a screamer”

Nicky
“yeah. Uh well anyway, By the time it was all over it was six o two or something”

Tony
“It is currently six o three”

Nicky
“Exactly”

Tony
“Why does it bother you?”

Nicky
“it was incredably loud”
Tony

“No, that’s not why. Your gay arnt you!”

Nicky
“No. How many times do I have to tell you im not gay”

Tony
“I don’t know until I beleve you don’t like cock”

Nicky
“I Don’t like cock!”

Tony
“I know I know… You love it.”

Nicky
“No, I never said that”

Tony
“eh you implide it, go make me some cerial”

Nicky
“but I just made myself some cerial”

Tony
“and? Your gay, gay dudes like making other people things”

Nicky
“What? Tony! Im not gay!”

Tony
“im waiting for that cerial”

Nicky
“Ile be right on it”

Tony
“By the way, that chick you like that lives across the street just got home”

Nicky
“oh sweet! Gota go!”

Nicky runs out the door.

Tony
“Haha Poor kid, doesn’t even realize his love for men. Wait, he never got my cerial”

Nicky runs down his stairs and across the street were the girl is putting trash into the trash can, he slides across the hood of a car parked in the street infront of her house falling off and trying to slyly get back up as if it was on purpose.

Nicky
“Hey Auj, long time no see”

Audrey
“You just dented my moms hood”

Nicky
“Yeah, sorry about that, uh. Anyway I was wondering, wanna go get something to eat tonight?”

Audrey
“Arnt you like 13?”

Nicky
“Uh. Yes.”

Audrey
“im 14, do you even know what that would do to my rep if someone saw us together?”

Nicky
“Uh, Nothing?”

Audrey
“Heh You wish, see you around child”

Nicky
“Wait but uh”

She walks into her house

Nicky
“Damn”

Later nicky is on WoW playing online with will. Talking through a headset

Nicky
“I was so close to a date with her”

Will
“Her? Wait that chick across the street you stalk?”

Nicky
“I don’t stalk her”

Will
“You look in through her bedroom window at night”

Nicky
“To make sure shes okay!”

Will
“haha Right. More like to see her undress”

Nicky
“Am not, sorta”

Will
“Dude, shes out of your nerdy leage,”

Nicky
“I know.. how do you get so many girlfriends”
Will
“im not sure, I guess the female speachies just finds me attractive.”

Nicky
“Ugh, your lucky, I havent even had a girlfriend and youv had too many to count”

Will
“Yeah, two”

Nicky
“well, How do I make her love me?”

Will
“Simple.. one word. Sexual Pictures”

Nicky
“that’s two words but okay!”

Nicky runs out of the room

Will
“Not now godamnit! I Need you for raid dps… Nicky? Nicky. Ugh atleast say your going afk next time”

Nicky walks up to audrey with a camera

Nicky
“Sneak a peak at these pics eh?”

Audrey
“I’d rather not”

Nicky
“Common.”

Audrey
“Fine”

Audrey looks at the shirtless pictures.

Audrey
“Is this a Fucking joke”

Nicky
“Uh. Date?”

Nicky walks up to the couch and sits on it. With a big red handprint on his cheak. Picks up his phone and dials will.

Nicky
“Hey dude, whacha up to?”

Will
“Jacking off to lord of the rings 2”

Nicky
“uh cool?”

Will
“yeah it is”

Nicky
“Can you stop real quick while you talk to me?”

Will
“Nah but your voice helps me out”

Nicky
“Uh okay… What the fuck dude! She thinks im a total freak now!”

Will
“Uh My bad”

Nicky
“Yes, verry much Your bad”

Will
“Can you do me a favor?”

Nicky
“What?”

Will
“Just be gay, it will be easier for you. And I wont have to watch someone fail at life everyday”

Nicky
“Oh thanks”

Will
“Your Welcome. Always Happy to help.”

Nicky
“I’m sure you are,”

Will
“I Know,”

Nicky
“Fuck You!”

Zombies! Parenting Classes and My Bro

Today was quite eventful, I woke up to Audrey calling me. I answered, realizing it was like 12:30 or 1. I really can't remember what time it was. Anyway, they came and got me, and we went to Audrey's. Once we got there, after a little while her mom had to go to the post office or something and left us to babysit. Which is awesome because that means she trusts me and Auj alone, sorta. Anyway, immediately it was from babysitting to Audrey's Parenting Class 101. And for the rest of the day we hung out with Maddie, we played hide and go seek, and watched toy story 1, and 2. And during toy story 2 audrey put as her status "with nicky and maddie, shes so cute makes me want one of my own" witch didnt make her parents too happy.:3 Then we played tag and winded down to watch some rugrats movie. Idk it was fun for me to kinda see audrey with maddie, it just really made me think of hay hay, but in a good way...way. get it? hay hay way way? Hahaha man im so original.
When i got home my brother wasnt home, which is ironic because my mom said all he does all day is wine about how im not around so hes bored 24/7. which in a weird way, is really flattering. Eh idk. And finaly i played the demo for plants vr. zombies, i always see other people play it, so i gave it a try.. Its awesome.
Anyway, tomorow's going to be a big day... maybe. audrey and i are going to maybe go see toy story 3. Haha I love her so much.
Until next time
To infinity
AND BEYOND!!
(man im original)

Me Again

Heeey,
I didnt feel like sleeping
SOOO
I'm making this!!
:D
Lol im hopeless arnt i
Anyway! Emily stopped updating her blog so FUCK HER! am i nice or what? Nah jk i dont really Care, but audrey should make a blog, AUDREY IF YOU READ THIS, MAKE A DAILY BLOG. think thatl work?
anyway, i got steam!
But i need games
im getting tf2 tommorrow, i think
NIGHT

Epic Day!

Today was epic, :3. It started out waking up like... 2:30 and going on facebook only to see the most amazingly stunning beautiful lady to ever walk this earth, Audrey! after much debate on how she was to come over. my mommy finally said she could pick her up after work. However she gets off of work at 6. So me and love had to wait until then to hang out. she came over and we cuddled up under my covers on my newly made bed, which is weird because my room is usually trashed and my bed is usually just a pile of clothing blankets dishes and electronics. however i decided to clean up because she was coming. And So i did. anyway, she walked in and goes, "woah, your beds made and your rooms clean" just like i knew she would. I had downloaded the Portal demo for her as well. so I showed her it, she didn't want to play though. She just sat next to me on her computer giving off her cute perfect giggle at the jokes that the game put out. thats another reason why i love her, she has a great since of humor. anywho, then as i said we cuddled up and watched about 15 minutes of 28 days later, enough of it so we saw the naked dude. that scared me. :3 anyway then she decides she wants to go for a walk in the cematary, so we did. when we were about to go in she sees a kitty. and she instantly falls in love with it. once again another thing i love about audrey is her love in animals. So this cat decided to follow us into the middle of the cemetery, then it got scarred so it ran back. Me and audrey eventually whent back home because she thought she has heard baby laughter. and as everyone knows, baby laughter + cemetery + night = perfect scary movie plot.amiright? Anyway, it was a fun night. but the whole time i kept thinking about the last time i was at her house and we played with maddie. i liked that, i wanna do that more often. It makes me look at auj as more then just a girlfriend, she seams like a mom when shes with her. but whatever, enough of me and my creepy obsessions with my girlfriend. as we all know the clock on this is wrong, its not however late it says, its actually 1:38 Am. And im tired. GOOD NIGHT

Omg I'm Back!

Okay okay, so i didnt post anything new lately, however that is because i just got a new laptop! An Asus gaming computer! In other words, Its fucking huge! :3 anyway, im tired. nite

Sleepovers, Ballzacks, And Gay Dogs

First of all! Guess what day it is :D. Wait, you can already see, it shows the date at the top of every post. So, in that case, I take it you know what day it is. July 4th, A nice day :3. Anyway its 2:25 Am, and I'm tired, but I can't go to sleep because I have to let my bro in. And he is most likely getting home at like 4. So currently I'm just sitting here being bored listening to Tenacious D, and thinking. I really miss my best friend Will right now, hes in New York, but is coming home tomorrow, I think. As you can most likely tell I'm not in a horrible mood right now. I guess Jack Black singing about sex just makes me happy. Oh now hes yelling at the guy in the drive through about how he is trying to watch his figure. He is so charming. Almost as charming as Bo burnham. I Still haven't sung the song i made for Audrey, I really want to, I guess Ima just have to grow some balls and do it. Even though it sucks.
Tonight me and Audrey were thinking of any way we could possibly have a sleepover. And even though its completely unrealistic for us to have one, she came up with a nice idea. We could set up on her couch in her living room with the x-box and movies and shit, Her living room is directly next to her mom and dads room. So they could "Keep an eye on us" and I would sleep on the couch and she would sleep in her room. Eh idk, it sounds fun to me. Even though it would be really hard to do, considering her mom and dad already think we do "Sexual Things". Even though if we had a sleep over we would just cuddle up and watch movies all night. But Whatever.
In other news, because today is July 4th. Me and Audrey are going to hang out all day and watch fire works. I can't wait. Shit I have to shower. Its way to late to tonight though. Its Already 2:35 Am. So Yeah, i'l have to do that tomorrow morning. If i get up that early, Because my brother has shown no sign of getting home any time soon. Anyway I also made my bad a Bandcamp.com Account were we can Actually sell our music!!! That's right! We are actually going to make money from our rock! :D About 50 Cents A Song, But still. that's a start right? Anyway once we make it, i'm going to put our entire album on there. And make one song free. The one i made for Audrey. I don't think i want to earn a profit from a love song. It takes away the point of writing it, because you should write a song because its real and its how you truly feel and want to tell everyone, Not because your going to make money from it. Once I Upload some shit on that, i will link it.
I Also think that champ is gay. Harry will go up to chicks and try and lift up there skirts and jump on them and stuff like a real man "dog". But champ just sits around and is all emo. But Whatev! I Dont judge! I dont care if he likes men "dogs" hes still my favorite. :3 Anywho Its getting really late and im going to finish this post up. and just wait for my bro. so, night guys. happy 4th of july and have a nice day. Btw im probably going to post something ells later today about how great my day was and how much i love Audrey :P.
Nite
-Awesome