WEEEEDS

Best show eva. Next to lost >.>

Will Should Be Gay!

    I had a fun day, It started pretty early. At nine in the morning Audrey called me and told me they, Her and her mom and two sisters, were on there way to come pick me up and to go to the park. Why? Well, me being all homeschooled and stuff, occasionally go along with Audrey to her home-school group thing. Its basically a group of like twenty kids with no future and there parents. Just kidding, everyone there is really nice for the most part. Anyway, so we got there only to find out that the group didn't start 'til 12. Which they were never informed. So, we all went back to Audrey's house and got fast food on the way.

    At 12 we all whent back to the park, were it was completely awkward and stuff. And Audrey was like, go home nicky. So since my house is like ten blocks away from the park. (Not far) I was like, Eh fine. So i walked almost home until she called me and told me to come back, so I did. And I invited Carter to come too. I don't really talk about Carter too much. Hes my friend, A big dude, Not fat. Big, Like the type of big that would make small children cry, until you realize hes the  nicest dude on the planet. Anyway, thats carter for you.

    Audrey and I were dropped off at my house later, and Carter joined us. Then Audrey was all like "WILL COME OVER TO NICKY'S" So he came too :D. You guys already know Will, A nice tall dude, who should be gay. but is sorta straight, And his mom is way too over controlling. i might add a page for all of my friends

.  They all came over, and we walked around for a bit, then came back home, Wills over controlling mom called him back. and i got Audrey Addicted to Lost. :3 So thats my day!

-Awesome

September :C

I dun like september, I dun know why. Maybe because i always relate september to school. but whatever. :/

Raise the Roof

 Hi.
    So, I'm pretty happy right now. Why? I got my Asus gaming laptop back! The only thing broken on it was the charger, Which costs 80 bucks so yeah, didn't really get around to that for a good while. At-least i finally got it at all, anyway, As you may know already from my last post. I have a new obsession. Meekakitty. She is a You tuber who is awesome! Anyway, I linked one of her videos and such, I now actually own the song. I had to get it. Side note, Do you guys like potatoes soup? In my opinion, i looks like a cat shit in a cup, then my dad threw up chunks of potato, and with a bit of bacon to add flavor. Sorry, I hate distractions! Its just I was eating it so it was hard not to bring it up, Its just so nasty looking. I'm not really a fan and all bu- Okay! Back on track! My computer! I need Minecraft, So bad. and I'm getting it this Friday, if i can wait that long.
    Another thing going on is that i bought a Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World shirt. Its awesome, If they would have shipped it when they said they would've, I would be wearing it right now. However, They just sent it today, So its going to take another two to three days. Another side note, Lost Season 4 is getting Fuuuucked up. Sorry! Oh my god! I need to stop that! Okay, another thing i need to do is make another vlog, but they take so long, and this Asus's Cam isn't very good.
   Today, I went over to Audrey's house, Which is Always fun, today, I tried to pop a rather large pimple on her cheek, and she was all like. "No! That's weird and it hurts". So i let her pop one pimple on my back, where i have at least like 15 or 16. So she popped one, going on to pop all of them, giggling at my pain. Then spreading like alchole on it to "Clean it". aka Make me be in even more pain. So after that she wanted to continue the lets hurt nicky day. So she got like Achne killing stuff, And put that on it too. And did the same to my face. Which sounds great right? Maybe if i was like super bored at home at like 5 in the morning, But it was really weird having my Girlfriend Pop my pimples, And treat my achne. Shes so weird.
  Done right? nope. She then was all like "Nicky you have an unobrow". Okay, I'm a guy, obviously my physical appearance doesn't matter too much to me, But it matters to her. So she had to pluck my eyebrows. Dont judge homies. Anyway, we also hung out with Skye and Tyler, Which was cool, Even though tylers hair is... Well, its not the most straight thing ive seen. Haha.
Night guys!
I love  you guys,
I love you Audrey

Don’t unplug me
or just shut me down
Please just love me
with your steel heart
I’d reboot you
If you’d look at me
With those cold eyes
One more time.


-Awesome

The weirdest Shit

I swear, this is the most addicting song ever

Okay so thats amazing. >.>
Anyway, thats meekakitty whos awesome.
Wow, even Audrey says I need a life.
:D
Man i need minecraft
Thats what i need
Fuck having a life
Okay
Back on track nicky!
I'm going to Audrey's house
So thats cool
I'm thinking of puting like a Video of the Daily post.
Like the longer posts, the real ones, Like adding a video that i found and love.
Haha
Anyway,
Gotta go
Bye!
AGIAN
Haha
Man i'm awesome :3
-Awesome
^See

Audrey :/

Hey, Audrey. I started writing on your Facebook wall, but I figured this is going to be too long to post in a single facebook post. So I'm just going to post this there, so you see it as soon as possible. I'm really sorry Audrey, I fell asleep. And I'm not mad at you at all, I'm just always sad when I'm not with you because of the emptiness in my heart that only you can fill. Audrey, every moment I'm awake now all I can see is what your probably doing right now. Your probably fearing me breaking up with you and crying, but then sooner or later before you read this or talk to me, your going to figure that I'm not worth the time and effort. I'm really sorry babe, I want us to be together for as long as we live. I know this whole thing probably wont help that at all, but knowing how much we love each other we can get through this. Please Audrey, don't give up on me. I'm a stupid 13 year old boy who makes horrible jokes and is the worst boyfriend ever, I feel horrible for not telling you that I might fall asleep. I was just really tired babe. Anyway, I'm sorry for everything. And I love you so much Audrey you don't even know. I hope we can hang out today. I'm sorry Audrey. I really am.

Change of Plans

Well my friends, I was going to go to sleep, however I'm so bored that I really don't feel like snoozing. Okay, I really want Minecraft, its a game and its like a sandbox game, except at night zombies and skeletons and other monster like creatures come and attack you, so you end up building a shelter. It's one of those games were you get stuff and mix them to create other stuff, like raw wood makes planks of wood, and planks of wood make small sticks, two sticks and a string makes a bow, and a feather a stick, and s stone makes an arrow, thus making a bow and arrow. There is tons of stuff like that to do, and its fucking amazing.

Anyway, I'm still tired so goodnight. 

-Awesome

-Very Awesome :3

Ugh

I feel like shit, So it may be 8 pm. but i might just go to sleep now. So night i guess.
-Awesome.

The Adventures of Audrey and I (Chapter 3)

The Adventures of Audrey and I

Chapter 3

Ugly Joins the Club

I gotta say, Will getting a girl really did shock me. Not like he never gets girls every now and again he will pick up some chick, Then like a month later something will go wrong. However in the last 4 or 5 months he wasn't much with the ladies, so it was sorta a shock for him to be going on a date. Anyway, Audrey, Hailie, and I all had just about nothing to do when Will was gone considering he was our main source of entertainment, and he hadnt unpacked his TV yet. Hailie had been bugging us lately about a dog, she wanted a little puppy to call hers considering we weren't planning on putting her in school any time soon, so friends were hard to come by. We would've gotten her a dog a while ago but the apartment we were living in had a strict, No dogs, rule. We all got in our little car and decided what better to do then go look at dogs, so we did.

The Pet store

We arrived at the pet store just as it was getting dark, it always took forever to get there because it was on the complete opposite side of the town. We pulled up and i stepped out of the car, Audrey stepped out and opened Hay hays door so she could get out. Hailie hopped out of the car nearly not landing the fall and looked up at the store as if it was a giant piece of chocolate, then her eyes fell upon a little puppy. Not exactly the dog I was intending on getting, it was a pug. You know, Pugs, the little dogs with the stubby tails and the squishy faces. He was cute, I guess. Hailie ran up to the glass and jumped up and down.

“This one daddy!” She said still jumping up and down the pug now sticking out his tongue and watching hailie every move as if they were already best friends.

“W’ell see” I opened the door to the shop and walked in holding it open for Audrey and Hai.

“No daddy, I want this one” She crossed her arms and gave me a look, like, Bitch i can stab you in your sleep.

Well, i guess it would make her happy if we got a dog, so we did.

Home

We took home the pug and he seamed excited to see the house. He ran around the front room as hailie chased him finally jumping onto the couch and settling down, Hailie right behind him. His name was Ralph, Who named a pug Ralph? The named that pet stores always give dogs are never very good, and the name Ralph didn't sit very well with any one in the family, Including the pug himself. You would call his name and he would go on as if you never said anything.

“Ralph! Come here boy” No response, I was destine of finding a name for him. “Uhh Charlie, Come here!” Nothing.. “hm, Ugly! “

He turned his face, stuck out his tongue and lunged half way across the room onto my lap. 

“Ugly it is” Said Audrey passing by

“Ugly ugly ugly!” Repeated Hailie

“I think it fits.”

  The next morning

   "Did Will ever come home last night?"

   "I don't think so, but I haven't checked his room."

   "Eh, whatever, fix my tie?" I leaned over to Audrey.

    She was always better then me at putting on ties, I always did it crooked and the knot in the middle was usually way to big. So Whenever I needed anything done that involved a tie, she was my lady. She started to redo my horrible excuse for a knot.

   "Why do you need a tie anyway?"

   "I thought you kept up with this type of shi-" Hailie suddenly started to hum interrupted me "Uhh with this type of (long awkward pause) stuff"

   I had what i considered a large job interview this morning, Not that anyone in my family took note of it at all. I'm a writer, and you know those writers in movies? The ones that get totally wasted and write in their basements to come up with some sort of masterpiece? Thats what I aim for, except I fail at the whole masterpiece thing. Anyway, my point is, that never pulls in enough money. I hate real jobs.

   "Dinners at 7" Audrey said as i walked out the door. "Don't be late. Or you die"

   "I piddy da fool" Its always nice to hear  Hailie's input. 

Added another bit to it.

So, before i go to sleep, i made a little more on chapter 2.
Story here. :D
And first of all, i would like to thank whoever is reading it. :P
And uh, enjoy.

Good Morning!

Obviously my sleep schedule is messed up if this happens. I went to sleep at 12 Am, and i woke up fully rested at 5:40 AM. So that's weird, And i don't know if i should just go back to bed and like, force my self to sleep. or just stay up. I really wanna sleep, but then again, I'm really just not tired.
I guess what i could/probably will do is go back to bed but just sit there listening to music. First i'll blast some 2pac into my ears. That way its not absolutely gay when i start to listen to Katy Perry, and finally ill put on some Gorillaz :) Sounds good to me. but i really wish girlfriend was here, Even if my bed is small.
Anyway, i have like 46 or 47 stars in Super Mario 64, So i'm getting there ya know. I'm still a little frightened of how hard lvl 3 Bowser is going to be, but you know. Its a video game :)
Anyway, Before i go. I would like to thank the people who read my blog sometimes and never get any credit.
Thank you
:D
And anyway, I'm gonna go.
I love you guys
I love you Audrey.
I love you Santa.
I love you Will.
I love you Neil Patrick Harris
I love you Billy Mays, (even though your not with us anymore)
And again
I LOVE YOU GUYS
<33333333
NIGHT
-Awesome :3

So its 4:30

Here ya go a 4:30 post. Anyway, uh i was looking at the like old post thing. and it is about to be september. So ewh. haha, i dont like september. Sorry, I like every other month... Strike that, I like most other months. Anyway. Night. Love you Auj. <3
-Awesome

Added a bit to it.

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I added some to it. And I'm still working on it too. :D
So far i'm pretty happy with the whole story, not quite sure where its ganna go yet. but whateva. Night guys. its 4:30 :/