Its wills b day. Tell him how gay he is ect. ect.

Oh Bo :3

He never ceases to amaze and sexual arouse me.

Audreys making me a sandwich!

.. I cant fucking sleep tonight. God damnit.

What to post about..

Well, right now. i have nothing to post about. but i wanted to make a post. So goodnight. Haha. :p
-Awesome

The Adventures of Audrey and I (Chapter 4)

At the Job Interview

“So please, mister. Sisco is it?”

“Yes. That does appear to be my name doesn't it.”

“I like your humor, don't do it again.”

“...dick”

Wills Room

“I don't fucking get why I never can get a job”

“Maybe its because you called him a dick”

“Yeah, Well. Maybe he deserved it.”

“I looked him up bro. He doesn't”

“You never know”

“His wife died in a fatal car accident two weeks ago.”

“Fuck you”

“Whatever bro. You know I just love to prove you wrong”

“And I love to bash in your nose”

“is it really that big?”

“Uh, Answer that on your own, Jew nose”

“Says you, hey, you up for another beer?”

“Nah, I have to be at least half sober. I have to drive”

“to where? Its a Sunday”

“Monday, and Hailie has a football game”

“What six year old girl would want to be on a football team?”

“One that is the descent of Audrey”

“True. True. Well at-least she'l be hot.”

In the Car

Its sorta funny that a baby girl would want to do football. I mean sure shes a bad ass, but football is a little manly. Shit, did I give that damn dog water? Oh well, hes ugly as balls anyway. Alright, now where do I turn to get to the field. Hm, I think to the right. Why did we have to get such an ugly dog, I mean really. When I was a kid I had rats, and they were pretty ugly, well. There was one that was hairless, she was ugly. Uh, two blocks, on the left I think. Anyway, that damn dog poops all over the back yard, so its practicably unusable, It drools all over, eats off the table and- Okay, were is this field. The game starts in twenty minutes, I shouldve gotten Audrey to drive me. I'm already buzzed anyway, only a couple of beers. Alright, there it is.

I got out of the car and shut the door, but whoever parked next to me was clearly over the line, so I had hardly any room to get out. I walked out to the bleachers and saw Audrey sitting there with one leg crossed over the other like she had to pee.

“What crawled up your ass?”

“Nothing, just that our daughter is playing football.”

“And? You like it ontop, I don't judge you.”

“Shut up! And its weird. Look, all the other kids out there are guys, and there she is. With her little pink helmet.”

“Thats Hailie for ya”

She caught the ball and ran for the touchdown, when some fucking huge ass steroid taking freak child tackled her.

“Awh Balls!” She yelled as loud as possible

“Nicky! Did you teach her that?”

“its better then crying... right?”

Home

We walked in the door and saw Wills shoes on our floor tossed out. He usually puts them up. His shirt was casual thrown onto the couch too. I ran over to the couch and touched it with my pointer finger.

“its still warm”

“What does it mean?!?!?!?!” An overly curious Hailie said

“He was here just a few minutes ago”

Then we heard someone bang on the door next to us, obviously from wills room.

“ewh” I said

The dog ran as fast as he could to greet me. He comes to ewh, or disgusting, or fag face.

“No no no, not you Ugly” I said looking at wills door “Hes getting it on”

Later.

“Please pass the salt”

“...”

“I didn't know you guys where going to be home so soon.”

“yeah, well we where”

“yeaaah..”

“yup.”

“did I do something wrong?”

“yeah..”

“dammit.”

“You forgot to set up the camera!” followed by a brofive.

Three in the morning

“So, whats she like?”

“Shes amazing. She totally understands me dude, first time ive ever truly had this feeling.”

“i remember that feeling”

“when you first met Audrey?”

“nah, champ”

“Your old dog?”

“he was more then a dog”

“he was a retarded dog”

“yup.”

After I said this there was an awkwardly long silents in honor of champs honor. It was a rule of the house. If his name is said there is a moment of thoughts.

“So anyway,” I looked up and set down my coffee “Whens the next date?”

“tomorrow night”

“Where?”

“You know the old arcade downtown?”

“Your taking your girlfriend to an arcade?”

“I met her on wow”

“ugh.”

Rat Homies.

How do i start this blog post. Uh, Well i could start it with a really stupid picture of me. Aaaaaand, found one! I

Think that just about describes my life. Tampons + Nose = Me. Yep. Anyway, So my rats are awesome. I guess i could talk about them for a bit. So there is Socks, Shes A black one. She looks like a sewer rat. and has to live in her own cage so Fatty doesn't bite her.  Anyway, i figured out if i open up her cage, she will freely just roam my room until she gets tired. she then will go back into her cage and go to sleep. I really don't know why people don't like rats. If you can keep a rat just chillin in your room freely without it running away, and trust it to just go back to its cage when it gets tired then how are they bad pets? Uhhh What did i do today, i hung out with Audrey. Big shocker right? Haha, I also drove. Which is weird for me, because unlike all of my friends my parents are all like. No your thirteen. No driving. Which i can understand, I live on a fairly small street. Not like we have any parking lots to go to. Or like we have a big open space at all. Anyway, last night I told my dad It would be fun to drive. So today him, my brother and my brother's girlfriend all pressured me into driving. which i have no idea how to do really. I got in, and like nearly crashed just going around the block. I feel kinda stupid, But it was fun i guess. I feel like i have nothing ells to talk about today, so i guess i might hit the sack, Im sorry for not writing on this blog too much lately. Its just i absolutely have no viewers anymore. I post it on my facebook and everything, but nobody looks at it anymore. Oh well. Maybe i will try and get more people to look at it by like... Making it better. Or something. Anyway, I'm sorta tired. So goodnight.
<3
-Awesome (Thats meh name! :33)

Dead Space

So, I'm through Dead Space now, I just want to beat it before the second one comes out so I can be all like. "Dead Space 2? Oh yeah, I beat the first one". Arnt I pitiful? Haha, Personaly its a little slow. And yes it is the first time I've played it. I see people play it all the time, but i never really picked it up and started, But today i bought it on steam It took Like 4 and a half hours to download, which was a pain. However its a fucking big game, for me it really doesn't lag at all. or at least it hasnt yet. Anyway, Hit me up with some tip and shit on it. And whos ready for the new Fallout? It looks pretty sexy.
-Awesome
Ps. I will do a full review after I finish it.