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Friday, July 29, 2011

Spells

Spells:
    Wall:
        Name: wall
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 30
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Transmute:
        Name: transmute
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 0
    Lightning:
        Name: lightning
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 5
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Thaw:
        Name: thaw
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Clear:
        Name: clear
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: true
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Protect:
        Name: protect
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 30
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Storm:
        Name: storm
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: true
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Mutate:
        Name: mutate
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    SlowFall:
        Name: s
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Entomb:
        Name: entomb
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    GlassToIce:
        Name: glasstolce
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Replenish:
        Name: replenish
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Light:
        Name: light
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Fireball:
        Name: fire
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Extinguish:
        Name: extinguish
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Silence:
        Name: silence
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 30
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Bubble:
        Name: sheild
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 30
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Break:
        Name: break
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 10
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Breathe:
        Name: breathe
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Blink:
        Name: blink
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 30
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Heal:
        Name: heal
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Launch:
        Name: launch
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 5
        CostMultiplier: 1
    WaterWalking:
        Name: waterwalk
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Activate:
        Name: activate
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Rain:
        Name: rain
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: true
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1
    Freeze:
        Name: freeze
        CastItemOnly: false
        Master: false
        Cooldown: 0
        CostMultiplier: 1

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Live and learn

Tessa Sisco: TURN IT UUUUP
Tessa Sisco: GET REAAADY
Tessa Sisco: WOOOOOO
Emily Wiewiorowski: no
Emily Wiewiorowski: :3
Tessa Sisco started playing "Live & Learn" by Jun Senoue, Johnny Gioeli
Emily Wiewiorowski: OH
Emily Wiewiorowski: FUCK YEAH
William Ricchiuti: ALL THE WAY UP
Noah Cooke: LOL
Mitchell the Cooke: aYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tessa Sisco: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN IT UP
William Ricchiuti: ALL OVER THE COMP SCREEN
Emily Wiewiorowski: LOLOL
Emily Wiewiorowski: YEAH
Tessa Sisco: YEAH YEAH YEAH
Emily Wiewiorowski: ;P;P;
Emily Wiewiorowski: fuck
Tessa Sisco: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
Emily Wiewiorowski: YEAHHH
Tessa Sisco: WHEN YOU CANT HEEEEEELP
Noah Cooke: this site is the best
Tessa Sisco: BUT FOLLOW
William Ricchiuti: LIVE AND LEARN
Emily Wiewiorowski: LIVE AND LEARN
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEARN
William Ricchiuti: late
Tessa Sisco: LIVE ANDD LEARN
Noah Cooke: LIVE AND LEARN
Noah Cooke: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Mitchell the Cooke: LIVE AND LEARN
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEARN
Emily Wiewiorowski: LMFAO
Noah Cooke: DICKKKKKKKKKKKK
Noah Cooke: SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Mitchell the Cooke: COCKS AND AsS
Tessa Sisco: WOOOOAHAAHHAHHAHAHAA
Tessa Sisco: yeah
Emily Wiewiorowski: LOL
Noah Cooke: YEAAAAAANGGGH
Emily Wiewiorowski: never realizis song ised how long th
Mitchell the Cooke: play the amy theme
Emily Wiewiorowski: OMG
Emily Wiewiorowski: I HATE THIS COMPUTETR
Emily Wiewiorowski: NRTKFMHOK
Tessa Sisco: this song is actually really awesome
William Ricchiuti: WHEN YOU CANT HELP BUT FOLOW
Noah Cooke: YEAGH YEAGH YEAGH YEAGH
Mitchell the Cooke: LIVE AND LEARN'
Emily Wiewiorowski: It has the vista glitch. :C
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEAARN
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEARN
Emily Wiewiorowski: LIE AND LEARN
Emily Wiewiorowski: FUCK
Noah Cooke: whoa
Mitchell the Cooke: POOP AND FART
Tessa Sisco: FROM THE WORRDS OF YESTERDAY
Noah Cooke: bad morals there
William Ricchiuti: SHIT AND PISS
Tessa Sisco: IF YOU BEG OR IF YOU FOOOLOOOW
Noah Cooke: DICK AND ASS
William Ricchiuti: FUCK AND RUN
Tessa Sisco: YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOU WAAAY
Mitchell the Cooke: RUN AND FUN
Tessa Sisco: OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Emily Wiewiorowski: RUB AND JIZZ.
Tessa Sisco: OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Mitchell the Cooke: FICK IN BUTTTTTTT
Emily Wiewiorowski: guitar solo.
Tessa Sisco: *solo
Noah Cooke: YEAGH YEAGH YEAGH YEAGH
Tessa Sisco: OOOOHHHH
Mitchell the Cooke: BHUF<:L
Mitchell the Cooke: '.
Mitchell the Cooke: A
Tessa Sisco: SO FAR AND WIDE
Tessa Sisco: HOLD ON TO WHAAAATIFFFF
Mitchell the Cooke: RUN AND FUN
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEARN
Noah Cooke: FUCK AND PISS
Mitchell the Cooke: SUN AND BUNS
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEARN
Noah Cooke: FUN IN THE SUN
Emily Wiewiorowski: next time I come over, we're having an intense sonic battle? okay? okay.
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LEEEEARRRN
Tessa Sisco: ok
Noah Cooke: ok but you have to be shadow
Emily Wiewiorowski: :3333
Emily Wiewiorowski: FUCK YOU
Tessa Sisco: LIVE AND LLLLEEEEEEEEEARN
Mitchell the Cooke: liv n lern
Noah Cooke: SUCK AND FUCK
Tessa Sisco: we can have a competition to see who can beat the last boss the fastest
Mitchell the Cooke: jdcjicjdf
Mitchell the Cooke: done
Tessa Sisco: ok
Tessa Sisco: i win

Friday, July 1, 2011

Tessa Music Time!

I love music, But the one thing i love more then music itself. Is the evolution of music and those songs that have always been around have been covered by tons of people. Like house of the rising sun. Today I'm going to show off a really relaxing one. Waters of March. Famous as balls, covered by Art Garfunkel and Anya Marina and so many more. Each putting their own twist on it. One day maybe i could do my own cover of it. Maybe

Anya Marina


Art Garfunkel


Look it up on Youtube, Countless people did it. And its amazing

Monday, May 30, 2011

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Sunday, May 29, 2011

runescape...

Tessa: tell bro to get off wow for a sec
oob: how could he ever do that
Tessa: oh yeah
Tessa: he would die
Tessa: irl
Tessa: NERD ANGST THE SHOW
oob: ya
oob: ehe
Tessa: THEY ONLY CALL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS LOL BECAUSE YOU GET MADE FUN OF IT LOL11!! O YA? WELL IMMA COME ROUND YOU AND DESTROY YOUR TOWERS1! OOOOOO NO!! uh i just swing my pick axe at rock SHUT THE FUCK UP RUNESCAPE
Tessa: 73 btdubs
oob: 80
Tessa: *cum
oob: yeah we've decided to release weekly updates so that our players can stay entertained and enjoy their- YEAH WELL WE GOT D BOWS
Tessa: uh runescape sit down.. AND WE HAVE UH TRADE.. weve had that since beta YEAH, WE ALSO HAVE DRAGONS AND PVP
Tessa: runescape
Tessa: sit the fuck down
Tessa: AND WE HAVE... UH GNOMES
oob: ok runescape you win
oob: but we have gnomes to- shhhh!!! he doesnt know
Tessa: there is no way to reason with runescape
oob: just let him feel like he wins
oob: he'll stop.
Tessa: ok.. what is he doing.. is he dancing?
Tessa: no thats a uh  "d claw spec"
oob: what the fuck runescape
Tessa: AND WE HAVE OAK!
Tessa: us too -pokemon
oob: runescape if you sit down we'll get you ice cream later
oob: really?
oob: haha no ice cream is only for payed players
Tessa: XD

Saturday, May 28, 2011

with portals

Intile: they got it playable and everything
Intile: then gabe called a meeting and said
Intile: "we're making portal 2. without portals"
Intile: then slammed his head on the desk
Intile: and now we have portal 2
Tessa: LOL
Intile: (with portals)

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Intile Jokes

  • When Intile has a one night stand its called an In-trial.
  • Intile doesn't know kungfu, but his dick does.
  • Intile is going to go out in flames, not die. Just every time he goes out dramatic flames follow him.
  • The only reason that there is a bottle museum in Intiles town is because he is the world leader of drinking beer. and having sex with nine people at the same time.
  • Some mothers feed their babies Intile feces hoping some of his sexy will rub off onto them.
  • When dorithy walks into woods she says Intiles, Ryans, and Holmes. not lions tigers or bears, because as i said earlier, intiles dick knows kungfu.. Lions dont know kungfu..
  • When intile fought chuck norris he won by crouching in the corner and using hadukin. but like a pro

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Skyrim

As I'm waiting like most other gamers with decent taste in video games, I decided while I'm sitting on my ass until 11/11/11 how about I look into the game development of Skyrim the new Elder Scrolls game. So far, it looks... Amazing. I however really don't have any concern in graphics or mechanics, it was fine in oblivion. 
I however am looking forward to a good story line with a massive amount of side quests. Hopefully just like in Oblivion you really had no need to complete the real quest line, other then the fact it was a good feeling to blow up the gates. It should be fun to kill the dragons which we can all guess is going to be the main story because of all of the teaser trailers, but lots of factions and cults to join are needed in the game to expand the play time and the amount of fun to the player. 
As far as graphics do go, they look amazing. They redid most of the engine itself and made the game look amazing. In the teasers there are traces of what look like gameplay footage, and if they are.. This game is by far going to be the most beautiful game ever. The scene with the sunset on the cliff above water, which you can see here.
It looks really nice, and I hope people don't start losing their jobs over the months of time going to be wasted into playing this game.
So until next time.. DRAGONBORN!!