Intile Jokes

• When Intile has a one night stand its called an In-trial.
• Intile doesn't know kungfu, but his dick does.
• Intile is going to go out in flames, not die. Just every time he goes out dramatic flames follow him.
• The only reason that there is a bottle museum in Intiles town is because he is the world leader of drinking beer. and having sex with nine people at the same time.
• Some mothers feed their babies Intile feces hoping some of his sexy will rub off onto them.
• When dorithy walks into woods she says Intiles, Ryans, and Holmes. not lions tigers or bears, because as i said earlier, intiles dick knows kungfu.. Lions dont know kungfu..
• When intile fought chuck norris he won by crouching in the corner and using hadukin. but like a pro

Skyrim

As I'm waiting like most other gamers with decent taste in video games, I decided while I'm sitting on my ass until 11/11/11 how about I look into the game development of Skyrim the new Elder Scrolls game. So far, it looks... Amazing. I however really don't have any concern in graphics or mechanics, it was fine in oblivion. 

I however am looking forward to a good story line with a massive amount of side quests. Hopefully just like in Oblivion you really had no need to complete the real quest line, other then the fact it was a good feeling to blow up the gates. It should be fun to kill the dragons which we can all guess is going to be the main story because of all of the teaser trailers, but lots of factions and cults to join are needed in the game to expand the play time and the amount of fun to the player. 

As far as graphics do go, they look amazing. They redid most of the engine itself and made the game look amazing. In the teasers there are traces of what look like gameplay footage, and if they are.. This game is by far going to be the most beautiful game ever. The scene with the sunset on the cliff above water, which you can see here.

It looks really nice, and I hope people don't start losing their jobs over the months of time going to be wasted into playing this game.

So until next time.. DRAGONBORN!!

Tessa Defender of all things cool and stuff 1

Tessa Defender of all things cool and stuff DRAFT

This is my new comic book. Starring.. everyone i love.

made

by me

liek a troll6

Tessa: *highfive*
oob: LOL
oob: we're like a fucking g6.
Tessa: in what physical trate?
oob: the manurism
oob: in which we're fly
Tessa: Are we perhaps fly as if we were a g6
oob: perhaps
Tessa: By jovy i've got it!
Tessa: We are exactly that of which is fly like a g6!
oob: we should write a song about that shit dude

Has it really been that long?

Hello blog! My fucking shift key broke. So that sucks huge donkey balls so now it takes abillion years to like capitalize anything or do an exclamation mark or anything So lol

Good Morning

You're waiting for a train.. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. Yet it doesnt matter, because we'll be together. ♥

 So my computer broke. And that quote up there, is from inception. which was a really good movie, and that line made me think of aujjie :/ Anyway, I have a dentist apointment then a tutoring thing, so im pretty busy today. UGH so i guess as far as updates go. I can try. But i will vlog. And upload that all as soon as i get my computer back. :D

-Tessa