Tessa Music Time!

I love music, But the one thing i love more then music itself. Is the evolution of music and those songs that have always been around have been covered by tons of people. Like house of the rising sun. Today I'm going to show off a really relaxing one. Waters of March. Famous as balls, covered by Art Garfunkel and Anya Marina and so many more. Each putting their own twist on it. One day maybe i could do my own cover of it. Maybe

Anya Marina


Art Garfunkel


Look it up on Youtube, Countless people did it. And its amazing

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runescape...

Tessa: tell bro to get off wow for a sec
oob: how could he ever do that
Tessa: oh yeah
Tessa: he would die
Tessa: irl
Tessa: NERD ANGST THE SHOW
oob: ya
oob: ehe
Tessa: THEY ONLY CALL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS LOL BECAUSE YOU GET MADE FUN OF IT LOL11!! O YA? WELL IMMA COME ROUND YOU AND DESTROY YOUR TOWERS1! OOOOOO NO!! uh i just swing my pick axe at rock SHUT THE FUCK UP RUNESCAPE
Tessa: 73 btdubs
oob: 80
Tessa: *cum
oob: yeah we've decided to release weekly updates so that our players can stay entertained and enjoy their- YEAH WELL WE GOT D BOWS
Tessa: uh runescape sit down.. AND WE HAVE UH TRADE.. weve had that since beta YEAH, WE ALSO HAVE DRAGONS AND PVP
Tessa: runescape
Tessa: sit the fuck down
Tessa: AND WE HAVE... UH GNOMES
oob: ok runescape you win
oob: but we have gnomes to- shhhh!!! he doesnt know
Tessa: there is no way to reason with runescape
oob: just let him feel like he wins
oob: he'll stop.
Tessa: ok.. what is he doing.. is he dancing?
Tessa: no thats a uh  "d claw spec"
oob: what the fuck runescape
Tessa: AND WE HAVE OAK!
Tessa: us too -pokemon
oob: runescape if you sit down we'll get you ice cream later
oob: really?
oob: haha no ice cream is only for payed players
Tessa: XD

with portals

Intile: they got it playable and everything
Intile: then gabe called a meeting and said
Intile: "we're making portal 2. without portals"
Intile: then slammed his head on the desk
Intile: and now we have portal 2
Tessa: LOL
Intile: (with portals)

Intile Jokes

• When Intile has a one night stand its called an In-trial.
• Intile doesn't know kungfu, but his dick does.
• Intile is going to go out in flames, not die. Just every time he goes out dramatic flames follow him.
• The only reason that there is a bottle museum in Intiles town is because he is the world leader of drinking beer. and having sex with nine people at the same time.
• Some mothers feed their babies Intile feces hoping some of his sexy will rub off onto them.
• When dorithy walks into woods she says Intiles, Ryans, and Holmes. not lions tigers or bears, because as i said earlier, intiles dick knows kungfu.. Lions dont know kungfu..
• When intile fought chuck norris he won by crouching in the corner and using hadukin. but like a pro

Skyrim

As I'm waiting like most other gamers with decent taste in video games, I decided while I'm sitting on my ass until 11/11/11 how about I look into the game development of Skyrim the new Elder Scrolls game. So far, it looks... Amazing. I however really don't have any concern in graphics or mechanics, it was fine in oblivion. 

I however am looking forward to a good story line with a massive amount of side quests. Hopefully just like in Oblivion you really had no need to complete the real quest line, other then the fact it was a good feeling to blow up the gates. It should be fun to kill the dragons which we can all guess is going to be the main story because of all of the teaser trailers, but lots of factions and cults to join are needed in the game to expand the play time and the amount of fun to the player. 

As far as graphics do go, they look amazing. They redid most of the engine itself and made the game look amazing. In the teasers there are traces of what look like gameplay footage, and if they are.. This game is by far going to be the most beautiful game ever. The scene with the sunset on the cliff above water, which you can see here.

It looks really nice, and I hope people don't start losing their jobs over the months of time going to be wasted into playing this game.

So until next time.. DRAGONBORN!!

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