I want my audrey!

First of all, here is a list of the top 3 things pissing me off at this moment.

1. This hotel room smells like burnt plastic, and i have to sleep in the same bed as my sick brother who takes up 3/4 of the bed, so i have to slowly nudge him over. and if he wakes up he gets pissed.
2. I want my Audrey, Obviously this list is not listed from most pissing me off to least because this pisses me off the most that i cant see my girlfriend for another 2 weeks. Uh huh, it sucks dick. thats right, big. hairy. stubby. wrinkly. sweaty. dick.
3. My dad lost my only phone charger. Considering my phone is from the time of the cavemen, they dont make its charger anymore. so my dad lost it along with every other family charger.

Thank you goodnight.

-Awesome