(The Adventures of Audrey And I) -Chapter One-

 The Adventures of Audrey and I

Chapter One

A problem with glasses

(: By Me :)

    “Nicky, Tell your friend he can’t stay past Christmas”
    “You really expect me to tell him that?”
    “Hes been living on our couch for three months babe, its annoying”
    “But hes my friend, Ive known him for years.”
    “Guysh,” That's how  Hailie always says guys, “Can we please not do this at dinner?”
    “Sorry Hay-Hay”
    “And I like having Ooblick here”
    “His name is William, William, not Ooblick.” Said Audrey
    “Eh, well that's his user name babe,”
    “World of Warcraft?”
    “You bet!”
    Giggles, this was the first argument in months and duh, it had to be about Will. Hes my best friend ever since I was like 3. He and I grew up together and lately jobs haven't really been coming in plenty to him, so he’s been crashing on our couch. We all like him, Well truly we all love him. Its just, when we were little Will wouldn't eat at all practically. That has changed. He eats all of our food, which is funny because when we were like 13 I used to go to his house when I was hungry and raid his fridge. I guess this was his evil payback, doing the same thing to me and wife.
    Enough about will, Hi there, I’m Nicky Sisco. I live with my wife Audrey, and we have one kid, Hailie. We live in a 1 bedroom apartment with a kitchen/living room. And a used to be office that is now Hailie's room, which isn't very much. Considering shes getting pretty big. Shes 6 and I’m 21, Audrey is 22. We’ve been happily married, more or less since 18. And yes Hailie was born When Audrey was only 17. That my friend was quite a hassle. One of those times when you think, Oh well I guess I'm never talking to her parents again, But then strangely they call just about every 2 days just to. “Check on us”. More like, remind Audrey that with our shitty money situation we couldn't afford another kid so to always wear protection. Oh gee, what ells would I rather hear coming out of my wife's parents mouths.
        Anyway, back to Will, hes quite the character I must say. The type you would see outside of some store in the mall waiting for a girl to come out so he can hit on her. I keep him around for the sake of Hailie, and because all of his money went towards his huge computer that he lets me use as rent, and his TV. That's right, without Will I wouldn't have a TV. I don't know about you guys, but i like TV.

After Dinner 

        I was laying down in my bed that was really just a large mattress on the floor in the corner of our room facing were we would put a TV if we had one that Will didn't own. He put his by the couch were he slept/lived. Anyway, i was laying there with my eyes closed trying to get some shut eye, when the mattress moved a bit as if someone had crawled in it as well.
        “Hey babe, A bit early to hit the sack isn't it?”
        “Heh, not really.”
        “Its 3:20 In the afternoon.”
        Loooooong silence.
        “Just stressed i guess” I groaned, And she put her arm over me. My back was to her. “This whole Will thing”
        “Oh common! He can move back in with his mom can’t he?”
        About 3 months ago, will moved out from his moms. It was pretty hard for him. Not to leave his mom and dad. But to leave his brother, who also had problems leaving the house, But will did it. Taking with him his laptop, TV. And leaving a note saying “Fuck you guys *heart* -Will”.
        “That might be a bit hard to do”
        “You should go visit his mom and dad and see about it” *Cheek kiss*
        “Fine, I'll do it tomorrow.”

Tomorrow

I was standing on wills mom and dads porch when it hit me how  little i wanted to do this, Too late. I had already rung the doorbell. So they came to the door.
        “Nicky?” His mom smiled “Nicky! How  long has it been?”
        “Uh Six years.”
        “Mmm that was it. Ever since you made a very bad decision with a girl.”
        “Audrey and I are actually quite happy together”
        “You didn’t ditch? Eh wait another year, Would you like to  come in”
        “Not really, I have somewhere to be, But this is Wills number. Give him a call. Hes been living with me “

Back home

        “Babe, were out of nacho cheese sauce”
        “My B” Hailie said from the couch while her and will watched old children shows
        “How much did you have baby”
        “Well, like this much” She showed with her hands to say, All of it.
        Wills phone rang.   
        “Ooh who could it be?” Will grinned “Could it be a girl”
        Audrey looked at me.
        “Oh shit balls”
        Hailie giggled.
        “Girl, This is no time to laugh, This is time to run. Its my mom.”
        “You should pick up  bro, It might be important.” I said “Your dad might'v died”
        Audrey gave me a look like “What the hell!?”
        “Fine” Will said. “Hello? Mom, Yeah this is will. Uh how are you? Yeah I'm pretty good. Mhm, i miss you too. What? Come home? I’m pretty happy here actually.”
        Audrey’s look at me changed from hatred to “Oh gee! This might work”
        “Yeah i know mom” Will continued “Nicky? No hes not a bad influence, Mom common I'm not thirteen anymore”
        Giggles came from both girls.
        “Be right back mom,” Will put the phone down “She wants me back home, what do i do?”
        Dramatically Hailie shouted out “DUN DUN DUN!” As if it was a movie.
        “Well, They certainly can cook better then us”
        “Yeah your cooking is shit.”
        “Yeah,  shit shit shit!” Hailie repeated. Then stopped after getting evil eyed by Audrey and I. Will put his face back to his phone and said, You caught me in a bad time mom I will call you back later, like in a day, he then hung up as fast as he could.

In a day

    I woke up Will as early as I could, Which was when I woke up. So in short, I woke will up around noon. This, will was not very happy about. He is one fellow that enjoys sleep. Anyway, we all sat around the kitchen table for breakfast/lunch. When I decided to say it.
    “Will, I honestly don’t think you can live here anymore.” I sighed after I said it.
    Really I don’t think there could have been a worse thing to say at that point. Will frowned and bit his lip.
    “I really like it here guys, I know that you guys don’t have very much room and all, but am i really in the way?”
    “Dude, I walked in on you jacking off”
    “Oh yeah, but that was so long ago my friend”
    “If by so long ago you mean last night”
    Giggles from Audrey, followed by Hailie, Not because she thought the situation was funny considering she didn't know what “jacking off” is, just because of the fact Audrey was laughing she decided to join.
    “Gimme one more day?” Will said
    “Fine.”

One more day later

    Will was packing his bags, which consisted of 3 whit T-shirts, 2 Blue polo shirts, And 2 long white pants, His Tv and his Computer. When I got a call.
    “Hello?”
    “Yeah, uh Nick?”
    “Tony?!” It was my brother
    “Yeah, mom and dad moved to some beach to go retire. and they left us some shit.”
    “Like?”
    “Considering I’m perfectly well off because i got an eduacation” He yelled into his phone “They left me some computers and a camera they left you the house.”
    “Woah, no shit?”
    “No shit bro. Its all yours.”
    “Cool! Should I call them and say thankyou?”
    “Nah, they dont like talking to you, it reminds them of how much of a failure you are”
    “Understood”
    “So you can go claim it whenever you want”
    “Nice!” I hung up and put my phone down "Will you can stay"