Breakfast
I woke up just in time to smell the pancakes and bacon, walking into the kitchen and sitting down on a falling apart chair I looked around, something was missing. Someone. Hailie was sitting on her phone books to be tall enough to shove food into her mouth making a mess everywhere, Ugly was in his spot rapidly ketching the food in his mouth before it had the chance to hit the floor, Audrey was in the seat next to me waiting for her coffee to be ready, but who could be missing.
“He had a date or something I guess,” Said Audrey standing up and wiping crumbs off her lap for the dog “He wasn’t here when I got up, Haven’t seen him all morning.”
“Oh, Yeah, He did have some date or something”
“Vroom Vroom! Watch out mr. Tubbs! The evil shark monkeys from outer space will HAVE NO MERCY!” screamed Hailie at her dolls.
The door opened slowly and in came Will.
“Well hello there” I said “How'd it go?”
“She stood me up.”
“Oh, well maybe she just forgot.”
“Her phones off.”
“Ouch.” Said Hailie as mr. tubbs plummeted down into the evil shark monkeys layer. No telling there fate now.
"No longer may you destoryanate my layer!" Said the leader of the evil shark monkeys. "Now. i shall end this. once and for all."
He pulled out of his pocket a small remote.
"This button, fires a bomb at your heart and will explodenate you!"
"NO!" Yelled Hailie "DONT DO IT!!"
"Wait wait, lemme finish the story baby. Its not done yet."
"KAY"
"Mr. tubbs then used his ninja kick to break the lock holding him down and jump ontop of the evil shark monkeys"
"No homo?"
"Hailie.. what did i tell you about saying that. you dont even know what it means"
"Yes i dooo will told me"
"...Figures"
"daddy, Can you get me some tea?"
"Uh, Sure what type you want home skillet?"
"Sweepy time"
"ight."
I got up and went into the kitchen tripping over a sleeping dog. Ugly looked at me as if to say. "Hey man.. your really up in my grill", then went back to sleep. It seamed everyone was asleep already tonight. It was only eleven or so, but still will was worn out from his daily doing of nothingness, Audrey had gone shopping for new clothing for Hailie, And the dog joined will in his nothingness doing. I guess hailie must have gotten her hands on some candy or a coke, but she was packed full of energy. And i could tell she wasnt going to bed anytime soon. I put a bit of sugar into the tea and avoided the dog on my way back into her room.
"Hey hailie, i got your t-"
Obviously she was already asleep. Couldve seen that one coming.
"No longer may you destoryanate my layer!" Said the leader of the evil shark monkeys. "Now. i shall end this. once and for all."
He pulled out of his pocket a small remote.
"This button, fires a bomb at your heart and will explodenate you!"
"NO!" Yelled Hailie "DONT DO IT!!"
"Wait wait, lemme finish the story baby. Its not done yet."
"KAY"
"Mr. tubbs then used his ninja kick to break the lock holding him down and jump ontop of the evil shark monkeys"
"No homo?"
"Hailie.. what did i tell you about saying that. you dont even know what it means"
"Yes i dooo will told me"
"...Figures"
"daddy, Can you get me some tea?"
"Uh, Sure what type you want home skillet?"
"Sweepy time"
"ight."
I got up and went into the kitchen tripping over a sleeping dog. Ugly looked at me as if to say. "Hey man.. your really up in my grill", then went back to sleep. It seamed everyone was asleep already tonight. It was only eleven or so, but still will was worn out from his daily doing of nothingness, Audrey had gone shopping for new clothing for Hailie, And the dog joined will in his nothingness doing. I guess hailie must have gotten her hands on some candy or a coke, but she was packed full of energy. And i could tell she wasnt going to bed anytime soon. I put a bit of sugar into the tea and avoided the dog on my way back into her room.
"Hey hailie, i got your t-"
Obviously she was already asleep. Couldve seen that one coming.
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