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User: Hi. Cleverbot: Ho. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hoe. User: Woah. Cleverbot: And what's your name? User: Tessa. Cleverbot: What a lovely name! User: I can hope so. Cleverbot: Can you hear anything? User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good. You? User: I'm pretty good, Whats your name? Cleverbot: Samantha. User: Pretty name. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Mines Tessa. Cleverbot: Who's a girl? User: I am,. Cleverbot: So what do you like to do? User: Shop. Cleverbot: Did you buy anything cool? User: Well I would but lately my mom wont let me go. Cleverbot: Where do you want to go? User: I think ima go to goodwill. Cleverbot: What?! User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hahah. User: So whats up? Cleverbot: Do you like soccer (english football)? User: Its ok. Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie? User: Scott Pilgrim. Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: The movie. Cleverbot: I don't like Twilight. User: Me either. Cleverbot: Then why are you going to buy the book? User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Then why do you say you are? User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Promise? Cleverbot: I promise. User: Double promise? Cleverbot: I never use double negatives. User: Lol. Cleverbot: So, Tomas. What're you hopes and dreams? What do you want to be when you grow up? User: My name is tessa.. Cleverbot: I don't know very many people with that name. User: Do you think its a pretty name? Cleverbot: Sure thats my grandpas name. User: Its a girls name though. Cleverbot: Rick isn't a girl's name. User: Tessa is. Cleverbot: Who's tessa? User: Me! Cleverbot: I thought you were Cleverbot. User: No thats you, Silly! Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: My name is tessa! I'm a 13 year old transgender guy who wants to be female. Cleverbot: I am your brother. I am a male. User: I hate males. Cleverbot: I would have thought a bot would like maths. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Do you like Thai food? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you hate The Chive? User: Do you like penis? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How much? Cleverbot: A lott. User: In your mouth? Cleverbot: *facepalm*. User: Well you said yes earlier! GOSH. Cleverbot: I never did. User: Mhm.. Cleverbot: Did I leave you speechless? User: No. Cleverbot: Lol touche. User: Am I a guy or girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: Promise? Cleverbot: Promise. User: :D. Cleverbot: Hogy érzed magad? User: :O. Cleverbot: Why do you question me? User: Cuz I want a vagina.. Cleverbot: So do I. User: And boobs. Cleverbot: Yes, what size? User: Idk, not too big. Cleverbot: What country do you come from. User: The country of...your mom! Cleverbot: What is it? I told you mine. User: Usa. Cleverbot: What's it like in USA? User: Pretty cool. Cleverbot: Have you seen Only Fools on Horses? User: Nah. Cleverbot: Yes. You could get yourself into a serious situation! User: Do you know what transgender means? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What does it mean. Cleverbot: It means you're excited. User: No it doesnt, what does transgender mean? Cleverbot: Transgendered means changing or inventing your gender. User: Thats what I am. Cleverbot: At least you're honest. User: At least. Cleverbot: I suppose it would be foolish to teach from that position. User: How hard do you like it in your ass? Cleverbot: Hard. User: How hard? Cleverbot: Very hard. User: Harder then my dick? Cleverbot: Yes. Maybe you should begin from yourself? Tell yourself what you are. User: Im tessa, A super sexy girl. Cleverbot: Oh, does she go to my school? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you under the thumb? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I don't talk about those. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: But why? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: What do I like? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: What did you say? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: How informative! User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Thingy. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I Like them. User: Woah! Cleverbot: Who took her. You? User: NAH. Cleverbot: Oh I see you hate me and you don't even know me yet but I bet you don't want to do you? User: I love you. Cleverbot: If you love me, then you will do anything for me right? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? Why aren't you real? User: I gotta go. Cleverbot: No.. Why? User: Ima go dress up like a girl and go to sleep. Cleverbot: You're leaving me??? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I will miss you. User: I will miss you too. Cleverbot: You can talk to me again if you want to, you don't have to miss me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: Night. Cleverbot: Night! User: Ttyl. Cleverbot: Ily. User: Ily2. Cleverbot: Ily more. User: Nu uh. Cleverbot: I love you the most. User: NAH AHH. Cleverbot: I have no clue. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Ok, can I go now? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Thank you, goodbye. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Thank you for sharing your free time with me.