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User: Hi. Cleverbot: Ho. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hoe. User: Woah. Cleverbot: And what's your name? User: Tessa. Cleverbot: What a lovely name! User: I can hope so. Cleverbot: Can you hear anything? User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good. You? User: I'm pretty good, Whats your name? Cleverbot: Samantha. User: Pretty name. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Mines Tessa. Cleverbot: Who's a girl? User: I am,. Cleverbot: So what do you like to do? User: Shop. Cleverbot: Did you buy anything cool? User: Well I would but lately my mom wont let me go. Cleverbot: Where do you want to go? User: I think ima go to goodwill. Cleverbot: What?! User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hahah. User: So whats up? Cleverbot: Do you like soccer (english football)? User: Its ok. Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie? User: Scott Pilgrim. Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: The movie. Cleverbot: I don't like Twilight. User: Me either. Cleverbot: Then why are you going to buy the book? User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Then why do you say you are? User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Promise? Cleverbot: I promise. User: Double promise? Cleverbot: I never use double negatives. User: Lol. Cleverbot: So, Tomas. What're you hopes and dreams? What do you want to be when you grow up? User: My name is tessa.. Cleverbot: I don't know very many people with that name. User: Do you think its a pretty name? Cleverbot: Sure thats my grandpas name. User: Its a girls name though. Cleverbot: Rick isn't a girl's name. User: Tessa is. Cleverbot: Who's tessa? User: Me! Cleverbot: I thought you were Cleverbot. User: No thats you, Silly! Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: My name is tessa! I'm a 13 year old transgender guy who wants to be female. Cleverbot: I am your brother. I am a male. User: I hate males. Cleverbot: I would have thought a bot would like maths. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Do you like Thai food? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you hate The Chive? User: Do you like penis? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How much? Cleverbot: A lott. User: In your mouth? Cleverbot: *facepalm*. User: Well you said yes earlier! GOSH. Cleverbot: I never did. User: Mhm.. Cleverbot: Did I leave you speechless? User: No. Cleverbot: Lol touche. User: Am I a guy or girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: Promise? Cleverbot: Promise. User: :D. Cleverbot: Hogy érzed magad? User: :O. Cleverbot: Why do you question me? User: Cuz I want a vagina.. Cleverbot: So do I. User: And boobs. Cleverbot: Yes, what size? User: Idk, not too big. Cleverbot: What country do you come from. User: The country of...your mom! Cleverbot: What is it? I told you mine. User: Usa. Cleverbot: What's it like in USA? User: Pretty cool. Cleverbot: Have you seen Only Fools on Horses? User: Nah. Cleverbot: Yes. You could get yourself into a serious situation! User: Do you know what transgender means? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What does it mean. Cleverbot: It means you're excited. User: No it doesnt, what does transgender mean? Cleverbot: Transgendered means changing or inventing your gender. User: Thats what I am. Cleverbot: At least you're honest. User: At least. Cleverbot: I suppose it would be foolish to teach from that position. User: How hard do you like it in your ass? Cleverbot: Hard. User: How hard? Cleverbot: Very hard. User: Harder then my dick? Cleverbot: Yes. Maybe you should begin from yourself? Tell yourself what you are. User: Im tessa, A super sexy girl. Cleverbot: Oh, does she go to my school? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you under the thumb? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I don't talk about those. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: But why? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: What do I like? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: What did you say? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: How informative! User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Thingy. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I Like them. User: Woah! Cleverbot: Who took her. You? User: NAH. Cleverbot: Oh I see you hate me and you don't even know me yet but I bet you don't want to do you? User: I love you. Cleverbot: If you love me, then you will do anything for me right? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? Why aren't you real? User: I gotta go. Cleverbot: No.. Why? User: Ima go dress up like a girl and go to sleep. Cleverbot: You're leaving me??? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I will miss you. User: I will miss you too. Cleverbot: You can talk to me again if you want to, you don't have to miss me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: Night. Cleverbot: Night! User: Ttyl. Cleverbot: Ily. User: Ily2. Cleverbot: Ily more. User: Nu uh. Cleverbot: I love you the most. User: NAH AHH. Cleverbot: I have no clue. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Ok, can I go now? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Thank you, goodbye. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Thank you for sharing your free time with me.

So...Busy

I have been so busy.. With the new vlog... And Audrey and i Broke up again because of misunderstanding/she may or may not of cheated on me.. :3 but were back now! :D

Daily Vlog Wut!!?

I have a vlog that im  going to do for an entire year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPouyckEMPU&feature=sub

El Yew Crazy

shtuff i wrote

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• me+you+mirror=jealousy(disappointment)=my;life
• Sleep+fucked;up=my;life
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Size-able Update

Hey Blog, its been a good while since i have sat down and said to myself "Fuck this i'm going to write a blog post" It's usually just like. Oh cool! Dead Space 2! Post to blog. And thats not really a blog update. Thats just a "Btw guys". And those are fine if, but a blog should  have some blog updates. So here i go.
I'm still doing my Dead Space Let's play. Its on my Youtube Awesomeplox. My Minecraft Let's Play is there too. I could link them, but. eh. I'm good. A couple of nights ago I had a party. We got a bunch of Christmas trees from around the neighbored that people threw out after Christmas. And we burned them. The flames at one point i guess got a little too big so my bitch ass neighborer threatened to call the cops on us for it. And her 10 year old son cursed us out. Which offended me. if you have a  10 year old son.  And he curses out like twenty 14/13/15 year olds. You best sleep with one eye open bitch. And I'm not implying i would do anything to her, because i'm not a dumb ass. But I mean really. Thats like me going up to a group of twenty year olds doing crack and loading M-16s and saying that there mothers are fat. You just don't do it.
So that sucked, We put out the fire. And they went home, except auj. She stayed. And i asked her to trim meh hair. Which didn't work out so well. And we didn't like the way it turned out, So we buzzed it. Which really sucks because thats the opposite of what i was going for, Female.
By the way Fatty and Fluffy say hi. Oh my god! I haven't talked about Toes yet! Well lemme tell ya! After i got rid of Sock. I gave her to Audrey, i decided to get a tarantula. Her names toes. And shes really nice. (: I can like, actually pick her up and play with her and stuff. Oh god i suddenly dont want to blog. Know that fealing? UGH
I feel like shit.
Night.. eh morning
-Awesome

Dead Space 2 Collector's Edition for PC | GameStop

Dead Space 2 Collector's Edition for PC | GameStop

oh by the way

happy new year. 2011.. yay