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Episode 1
Nicky’s sitting on couch eating cerial, Tony walks in and sits next to him, theyre clothing shows that it is morning
Tony
“Why are you up so early?”
Nicky
“I didn’t sleep.”
Tony
“Why not?”
Nicky
“You and that randome chick you met last night kept me up with the moans”
Tony
“heheh yeah, she was a screamer”
Nicky
“yeah. Uh well anyway, By the time it was all over it was six o two or something”
Tony
“It is currently six o three”
Nicky
“Exactly”
Tony
“Why does it bother you?”
Nicky
“it was incredably loud”
Tony
“No, that’s not why. Your gay arnt you!”
Nicky
“No. How many times do I have to tell you im not gay”
Tony
“I don’t know until I beleve you don’t like cock”
Nicky
“I Don’t like cock!”
Tony
“I know I know… You love it.”
Nicky
“No, I never said that”
Tony
“eh you implide it, go make me some cerial”
Nicky
“but I just made myself some cerial”
Tony
“and? Your gay, gay dudes like making other people things”
Nicky
“What? Tony! Im not gay!”
Tony
“im waiting for that cerial”
Nicky
“Ile be right on it”
Tony
“By the way, that chick you like that lives across the street just got home”
Nicky
“oh sweet! Gota go!”
Nicky runs out the door.
Tony
“Haha Poor kid, doesn’t even realize his love for men. Wait, he never got my cerial”
Nicky runs down his stairs and across the street were the girl is putting trash into the trash can, he slides across the hood of a car parked in the street infront of her house falling off and trying to slyly get back up as if it was on purpose.
Nicky
“Hey Auj, long time no see”
Audrey
“You just dented my moms hood”
Nicky
“Yeah, sorry about that, uh. Anyway I was wondering, wanna go get something to eat tonight?”
Audrey
“Arnt you like 13?”
Nicky
“Uh. Yes.”
Audrey
“im 14, do you even know what that would do to my rep if someone saw us together?”
Nicky
“Uh, Nothing?”
Audrey
“Heh You wish, see you around child”
Nicky
“Wait but uh”
She walks into her house
Nicky
“Damn”
Later nicky is on WoW playing online with will. Talking through a headset
Nicky
“I was so close to a date with her”
Will
“Her? Wait that chick across the street you stalk?”
Nicky
“I don’t stalk her”
Will
“You look in through her bedroom window at night”
Nicky
“To make sure shes okay!”
Will
“haha Right. More like to see her undress”
Nicky
“Am not, sorta”
Will
“Dude, shes out of your nerdy leage,”
Nicky
“I know.. how do you get so many girlfriends”
Will
“im not sure, I guess the female speachies just finds me attractive.”
Nicky
“Ugh, your lucky, I havent even had a girlfriend and youv had too many to count”
Will
“Yeah, two”
Nicky
“well, How do I make her love me?”
Will
“Simple.. one word. Sexual Pictures”
Nicky
“that’s two words but okay!”
Nicky runs out of the room
Will
“Not now godamnit! I Need you for raid dps… Nicky? Nicky. Ugh atleast say your going afk next time”
Nicky walks up to audrey with a camera
Nicky
“Sneak a peak at these pics eh?”
Audrey
“I’d rather not”
Nicky
“Common.”
Audrey
“Fine”
Audrey looks at the shirtless pictures.
Audrey
“Is this a Fucking joke”
Nicky
“Uh. Date?”
Nicky walks up to the couch and sits on it. With a big red handprint on his cheak. Picks up his phone and dials will.
Nicky
“Hey dude, whacha up to?”
Will
“Jacking off to lord of the rings 2”
Nicky
“uh cool?”
Will
“yeah it is”
Nicky
“Can you stop real quick while you talk to me?”
Will
“Nah but your voice helps me out”
Nicky
“Uh okay… What the fuck dude! She thinks im a total freak now!”
Will
“Uh My bad”
Nicky
“Yes, verry much Your bad”
Will
“Can you do me a favor?”
Nicky
“What?”
Will
“Just be gay, it will be easier for you. And I wont have to watch someone fail at life everyday”
Nicky
“Oh thanks”
Will
“Your Welcome. Always Happy to help.”
Nicky
“I’m sure you are,”
Will
“I Know,”
Nicky
“Fuck You!”
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