Script Episode 2

Here is episode two




Tony is on the couch in his underwear. Obviously its morning. Nicky walks in tired and sits down quite clumsily.

Tony
Sup Gaymo

Nicky
Ive Gotten it,

Tony
Gotten what?

Nicky
How Ima Make her Like me! She wont date me because im not emo! Girls only date emo guys right?

Tony
Sure kid, whatever you say

Nicky
So if I get a bunch of black shit and makeup then she will like me

Tony
Oh makeup will end suspesion

Nicky
Ima Call will

Tony
Why would will have makeup?

Nicky Runs out of the room. Then Showes him step out of his room, fog rolls out and the lighting is verry strange

Tony
Ya know kid, I take back everything I said about you being gay

Nicky
Really?

Tony
Nope. And this isnt helping the question, Just delaying it, Faglot, just come out of the closet.

Nicky
I’m Not gay!

Nicky walks up to audrey with all of the makeup on


Audrey
Woah your cool

Nicky
You think so

He sorta poses over the car hood

Audrey
Not at all

Nicky
Wait wait, Before you leave, you sure you don’t wanna date?

Audrey
Nicky. Kid. Listen, I cant date you

Nicky
Why not?

Audrey
I Have a penis

Nicky
What!? Really?!

Audrey
NO! Now go home

Nicky
So you dontt find me sexualy apealing?

Audrey
Define apeal?

Nicky
Uh like, am I Hot?

Audrey
My honest opinion

Nicky
Yes

Audrey
Your not bad emo

They slowly lean in for a kiss
Right before they do audrey moves back, and nicky almost falls

Audrey
Your really short though, And your only 13. And I think you were watching me last night from that tree outside my window.

Nicky
No, no no! I was uh sleeping last night

Audrey
Really. I couldve swarn it was you. Well seeya later stalker

Nicky
No! Im not a stalker I, I love you

Audrey
Haha. That’s nice. Seeya

She walks inside, nicky continues standing infront of her house,

Nicky
No, I love you more!...

Later Nicky is on the phone with will

Will
So you almost kissed her?

Nicky
So close, but she wimped out, shes scared that our love will be interfeird with

Will
Really dude? I think she just doesn’t like you like that.

Nicky
No, She has to

Will
Haha She doesn’t have to, That’s something ive learned about women over the coures of all my girlfriends

Nicky
Two

Will
One was a pitty date,
Anyway, sometimes, if a girl doesn’t love you, you just have to make her love you.

Nicky
By being really sweet?

Will
No no no! By being a dick! Girls fall for that like your mom and a chocolate bar

Nicky
Are you calling my mom fat?

Will
If I say yes, will you still listen to my advise?

Showes audrey, sitting on her steps, nicky walks up and sits next to her

Audrey
Hey you.

Nicky
Uh, Sup Bitch

Audrey
What?

Nicky walks inside and sits down on the couch.

Tony
How did wills advise work out for you

Nicky
.. im so tired.

Tony
Cool. But uh dad wanted your help with something

Nicky
Ugh like what?

Tony
Yard work or something

Nicky
Ugggh Okay

Showes nickys dad digging a hole in the back yard, a large trash bag with stripper boots covered in blood sitting next to him

Dad
Nicky! Thanks for your help
Nicky
What do you need?

Dad
Just uh, Dig this hole, and put this bag of leftovers in there, then cover it up

Nicky
Dad, that’s not left overs is it..

Dad
Just don’t worry, And uh Also look at this

His dad gives him an axe

Nicky
Uh Cool?

Dad
Yeah, just get your finger prints alll on that

Nicky
Wait a second

Shows tony sitting on the couch, Nicky walks up and sits down

Tony
What did dad want

Nicky
I think he killed a hooker, and he wanted me to bury her

Tony
Oh, Okay.

He continues to eat his cerial

End