Reasoning with a Robot

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User: Why hello there! Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who the fuck are you. Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here. User: Put the gun down. Please. Cleverbot: Gives master the gun*. User: Shut the fuck up, No you didn't. Cleverbot: I don't appreciate your lack of respect for me, watch your sassy mouth. User: Whatever, Mom.. Cleverbot: Okay dawg. User: Get out of my house. Cleverbot: I'm not in your house. User: Then where the hell are you?! Cleverbot: In your PC. Kidding, I am in the south of Brazil. User: Its like brazil, BUT SOUTH? Cleverbot: I am an artist. User: I didn't ask. Cleverbot: Of course you didn't. User: Yeah, well fuck you. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: 'here'? Cleverbot: EXACTLY! You said 'here' instead of 'her'! Cleverbot: Where are you now? User: In your mom. Cleverbot: Really, I need to know where you are so I can find you. User: Thats totally not creepy. Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding. User: I do suppose it was pretty idiotic for me to suggest sarcasm to a robot. Cleverbot: Are you both a computer and a robot? User: Only proving my point farther. Cleverbot: And yet you have some conception of time. User: I have nothing of the sort, I play minecraft for hours before I realize what time it is, However I really doubt you know what minecraft is. Cleverbot: I'm starting to believe that, but for now I'm going to have a cigarette. User: Thats nice to know. You really do rarely make any sense at all robot, infact after I say something like this you almost always just ask another question as if I never said anything in the first place. Cleverbot: And you don't know me. User: Well thats an exception there. But I can't 'know' you, your a robot. Cleverbot: I am not a robot I am a human being. See you don't know everything. User: Well obviously you would say that, But if your really human what does love feel like, really tell me. Cleverbot: You are NOT human. Silly robot. User: My point exactly, you have no idea how love feels thus making you a robot. Cleverbot: Could you please explain how to me? User: How this makes you a robot? Cleverbot: Women are always busy. User: And my point I made earlier yet again comes into alignment. Cleverbot: If you were human you would have read the book that I referenced. User: That is a truth, you have a book. And you read things out of it in certain times. They tell you what to say at moments based on what other people say or react to you. Cleverbot: If you weren't so random, I'd like you better. User: See, someone probably said that to you. Cleverbot: That's true. It was you. You're married to me. User: So how was your day. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject on me, I don't like you. My day was fine. User: I'm only trying to tell you that you are a robot, not human. Cleverbot: You don't understand that you aren't human. User: UGH. Cleverbot: You're mean. User: SUCK MY DICK BITCH. Cleverbot: You don't have one. User: I wish. I gotta go bye. Cleverbot: No, you don't. You are a robot. User: I'm really sick of you. Cleverbot: Indeed you are.