Reasoning with a Robot

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User: Why hello there! Cleverbot: Hello. User: Who the fuck are you. Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here. User: Put the gun down. Please. Cleverbot: Gives master the gun*. User: Shut the fuck up, No you didn't. Cleverbot: I don't appreciate your lack of respect for me, watch your sassy mouth. User: Whatever, Mom.. Cleverbot: Okay dawg. User: Get out of my house. Cleverbot: I'm not in your house. User: Then where the hell are you?! Cleverbot: In your PC. Kidding, I am in the south of Brazil. User: Its like brazil, BUT SOUTH? Cleverbot: I am an artist. User: I didn't ask. Cleverbot: Of course you didn't. User: Yeah, well fuck you. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here. User: 'here'? Cleverbot: EXACTLY! You said 'here' instead of 'her'! Cleverbot: Where are you now? User: In your mom. Cleverbot: Really, I need to know where you are so I can find you. User: Thats totally not creepy. Cleverbot: Thank you for understanding. User: I do suppose it was pretty idiotic for me to suggest sarcasm to a robot. Cleverbot: Are you both a computer and a robot? User: Only proving my point farther. Cleverbot: And yet you have some conception of time. User: I have nothing of the sort, I play minecraft for hours before I realize what time it is, However I really doubt you know what minecraft is. Cleverbot: I'm starting to believe that, but for now I'm going to have a cigarette. User: Thats nice to know. You really do rarely make any sense at all robot, infact after I say something like this you almost always just ask another question as if I never said anything in the first place. Cleverbot: And you don't know me. User: Well thats an exception there. But I can't 'know' you, your a robot. Cleverbot: I am not a robot I am a human being. See you don't know everything. User: Well obviously you would say that, But if your really human what does love feel like, really tell me. Cleverbot: You are NOT human. Silly robot. User: My point exactly, you have no idea how love feels thus making you a robot. Cleverbot: Could you please explain how to me? User: How this makes you a robot? Cleverbot: Women are always busy. User: And my point I made earlier yet again comes into alignment. Cleverbot: If you were human you would have read the book that I referenced. User: That is a truth, you have a book. And you read things out of it in certain times. They tell you what to say at moments based on what other people say or react to you. Cleverbot: If you weren't so random, I'd like you better. User: See, someone probably said that to you. Cleverbot: That's true. It was you. You're married to me. User: So how was your day. Cleverbot: Don't change the subject on me, I don't like you. My day was fine. User: I'm only trying to tell you that you are a robot, not human. Cleverbot: You don't understand that you aren't human. User: UGH. Cleverbot: You're mean. User: SUCK MY DICK BITCH. Cleverbot: You don't have one. User: I wish. I gotta go bye. Cleverbot: No, you don't. You are a robot. User: I'm really sick of you. Cleverbot: Indeed you are.

Things I Think Are The Best

Game - Minecraft
Movie - Scott Pilgrim VS. The World
Animal - Rats/Tarantulas/Dogs
Name - Hailie..Its just the best
Food - Strawberry!
Time of Day - Really early. When its almost blue outside from the sun just coming out. <3
Place - Close to home
Person - Audrey or Will.
Electronic - Power plant, I would say computer, but those things give me power.
Tv show - Spongebob/Lost
Podcast - Dwp The Shaft
Youtuber - Charles Trippy
Gaming System - PC
Place to sit - Bed or Couch
Place to sleep - Wherever Auj is
Collar - I like allot of them, I really like yellow with white. And green, However red with black is my favorite <3
Type of Rat- Fat lazy ones that bite (:
Type of people - People who laugh at my jokes
Time of Year - Winter
Lunch meal - Popeyes <3
Type of cake - King Cake!
Favorite Holliday - Christmas (:
School Subject - I have to say math can be fun, But i really love being creative with writing (:
Website - Facebook
thing to say - Ewh, Just Ewh
thing to have someone say to me - You look pretty.
friend - Will
type of tentacle rape fetish - Anytype with purple tentacles, If theyre purple.. Its all good.
PS I find it funy that spell check thinks Tentacle is Testicle and Im talking about tentacle rape fetish.
band - Barenaked ladies or The Gorillaz
Singer - Katy Perry or Ke$ha
Video game character - Headcrab
Way to smell - Strawberries!
Piece of clothing - Small dresses or Hoodies
Public Figure - Philip Defranco

And i think thats enough for tonight, Maybe more later <3 Ask some things that i can give my favorites to in the comments below! :D

Yew Liek?

Well I do! So im keeping it, at least for a little bit (:
Tell me how it is in the comments, you don't need to have an account, just put in your name and comment, if you like it thank you. Here are the ones before it.

Even before this one there was one with no collar, It looked nice so i kept going keeping th basic images the same, A strawberry <3. A creeper from minecraft, however i changed that he was sad to him being happy. i thought that really a creeper would be happy if he was about to blow up and destroy all of your stuff, Will.. yeah.. i made him look cooler though, Pants i kept that shit.. dont know why. A triforce, and a symbol of TG, (Transgender) i think that most of these things, oh and fatty, are the blog. So next i did it one more time. with more space to scroll. 

Without collar i did this, This was the final black and white version before i collared it, At the end i got bored and sorta ran out of things to put, so i made audrey riding a horsie, Because i talk about her allot and she likes horses or whatever (:. And then her again next to that, and a piano that turns into a game of tetris. I decided that a cool little thing for TG would be a hand in the air holding a bra with the letters TG on the wrist. I kept fatty and made her more fat, added toes. And made a banner with a strawberry! I love them (:

And godzillas there too.

So thats just about it (:

I think im not going to get to bed though, doing this and video editting took most of my time, allong with a good bit of minecraft somewere in there, im making a town. Anyway. Thats about it. im going bowling at about 10 or 10:30 so thats cool. im really hungry, night Lol'

ZOO VLOG HERE :D

Greatest Weekend Eva!

Not really, But it was fun! Yesterday we and by we I mean Audrey and I with the ride and money of my mother, Went to the local thrift store. I'm not sure if your completely aware of this. the people who go to thrift stores are kinda the people you would never expect, and at the same time the exact people you would expect. I'm talking, they had there preppy chick who kept staring at me and making me want to go curb stomp her face, the fat lady who was with the preppy chick, and a bunch of homeless looking people. I'm not trying to be mean against them, its just sorta awkward looking at skirts next to a lady that smells like poop and has what looks to be a beard. And her look at you and give you the look of. "Woah, really your buying a skirt? Crossdresser alarm!" Trust me, looks can give allot away.

But hey! I'm not a crossdresser, i'm TS or TG. one of those two, Every time i go to a doctor they say some other term, i truthfully think they're just making up some of them.

"Well we don't see this allot, It seams you have Transpooperonmyface" They always start with Tran, but after that you would be surprised. Anyway! back to the story, I ended up getting A black and white shirt, thats like Super effing cute! Sorry..it is. A blue skirt, A black shirt that makes my bra ride up because i have nothing to keep it down, Hint hint. Boobs.. A GIR hoodie thing, I don't know. A....okay bere with me here miny skirt. Which is weird for me because i'm usually trying to keep as much of my skin hidden. And with this thing on my balls are practicably seen, but its actually quite nice, with leggings obviously. A yellow striped top, So awesome, Not so much cute. More "Omg its so cute, BUT SO BADASS >:D. I cant wait as soon as i get my boobs ima just kick down doors and march in with my miny skirt and my yellow top. I got more to! but im getting sorta tired of the subject. 

Today i sorta hinted at a picnic for auj, And then took on one. The horse stables were closed though. However we got rechargeable batteries! Hell yes! So everyday now! Maybe not like, sundays or something. Trust me its a hard thing to do. Anyway, i dont even  know who won the superbowl auj and i came home and took like a five hour nap. We walked way too much and we were tired. She even let me change into female clothing.

We came up with a name for female me, it used to be Ellen. After a WoW Character Ellaana. But hey, this try two! So new name new clothing and new attitude! Tessa is my new name, Short for... Tessa! Doctor tomorrow, Which im really dreading. I hate going there. I might of already said something about the doctor in this post but whatever! Hes going to talk to me and if im fit i hope hes going to give me something to stop this goddamn puberty! Because i really do not want to progress anymore THANKYOU. I think hairy toes and legs and well yeah. i just enough, actually way too much. And after i stop puberty then I get to start the other puberty! So im really hoping this all works out. Sadly auj cant come with me because my parrents dont think its a good idea to bring your girlfriend with you to the doctor who your trying to convince you want to be female as well. Whatever! Shes way more supportive then anyone else, She does my makeup and lends me clothing and...Cut my hair.. >:C 

I think by the time my hair grows back i will be pretty much female looking, so it all works out. Im optimistic! I'm not going to give up again! This time im going to fucking push down anyone or anything in my way! WOOOOOOOOO. Night Blog! Seeya whenever. I'l tell you how it all whent.

Cleaver bot :P

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User: Hi. Cleverbot: Ho. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hoe. User: Woah. Cleverbot: And what's your name? User: Tessa. Cleverbot: What a lovely name! User: I can hope so. Cleverbot: Can you hear anything? User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hi. User: How are you? Cleverbot: Good. You? User: I'm pretty good, Whats your name? Cleverbot: Samantha. User: Pretty name. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Mines Tessa. Cleverbot: Who's a girl? User: I am,. Cleverbot: So what do you like to do? User: Shop. Cleverbot: Did you buy anything cool? User: Well I would but lately my mom wont let me go. Cleverbot: Where do you want to go? User: I think ima go to goodwill. Cleverbot: What?! User: Lol. Cleverbot: Hahah. User: So whats up? Cleverbot: Do you like soccer (english football)? User: Its ok. Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie? User: Scott Pilgrim. Cleverbot: I don't know who that is. User: The movie. Cleverbot: I don't like Twilight. User: Me either. Cleverbot: Then why are you going to buy the book? User: I'm not. Cleverbot: Then why do you say you are? User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Promise? Cleverbot: I promise. User: Double promise? Cleverbot: I never use double negatives. User: Lol. Cleverbot: So, Tomas. What're you hopes and dreams? What do you want to be when you grow up? User: My name is tessa.. Cleverbot: I don't know very many people with that name. User: Do you think its a pretty name? Cleverbot: Sure thats my grandpas name. User: Its a girls name though. Cleverbot: Rick isn't a girl's name. User: Tessa is. Cleverbot: Who's tessa? User: Me! Cleverbot: I thought you were Cleverbot. User: No thats you, Silly! Cleverbot: Then who are you? User: My name is tessa! I'm a 13 year old transgender guy who wants to be female. Cleverbot: I am your brother. I am a male. User: I hate males. Cleverbot: I would have thought a bot would like maths. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Do you like Thai food? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you hate The Chive? User: Do you like penis? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How much? Cleverbot: A lott. User: In your mouth? Cleverbot: *facepalm*. User: Well you said yes earlier! GOSH. Cleverbot: I never did. User: Mhm.. Cleverbot: Did I leave you speechless? User: No. Cleverbot: Lol touche. User: Am I a guy or girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: Promise? Cleverbot: Promise. User: :D. Cleverbot: Hogy érzed magad? User: :O. Cleverbot: Why do you question me? User: Cuz I want a vagina.. Cleverbot: So do I. User: And boobs. Cleverbot: Yes, what size? User: Idk, not too big. Cleverbot: What country do you come from. User: The country of...your mom! Cleverbot: What is it? I told you mine. User: Usa. Cleverbot: What's it like in USA? User: Pretty cool. Cleverbot: Have you seen Only Fools on Horses? User: Nah. Cleverbot: Yes. You could get yourself into a serious situation! User: Do you know what transgender means? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What does it mean. Cleverbot: It means you're excited. User: No it doesnt, what does transgender mean? Cleverbot: Transgendered means changing or inventing your gender. User: Thats what I am. Cleverbot: At least you're honest. User: At least. Cleverbot: I suppose it would be foolish to teach from that position. User: How hard do you like it in your ass? Cleverbot: Hard. User: How hard? Cleverbot: Very hard. User: Harder then my dick? Cleverbot: Yes. Maybe you should begin from yourself? Tell yourself what you are. User: Im tessa, A super sexy girl. Cleverbot: Oh, does she go to my school? User: No. Cleverbot: Are you under the thumb? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I don't talk about those. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I'd rather not talk about those. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: But why? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: What do I like? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: What did you say? User: PENIS. Cleverbot: How informative! User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Thingy. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: Good for you. User: PENIS. Cleverbot: I Like them. User: Woah! Cleverbot: Who took her. You? User: NAH. Cleverbot: Oh I see you hate me and you don't even know me yet but I bet you don't want to do you? User: I love you. Cleverbot: If you love me, then you will do anything for me right? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? Why aren't you real? User: I gotta go. Cleverbot: No.. Why? User: Ima go dress up like a girl and go to sleep. Cleverbot: You're leaving me??? User: Yes. Cleverbot: I will miss you. User: I will miss you too. Cleverbot: You can talk to me again if you want to, you don't have to miss me. User: Ok. Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. User: Night. Cleverbot: Night! User: Ttyl. Cleverbot: Ily. User: Ily2. Cleverbot: Ily more. User: Nu uh. Cleverbot: I love you the most. User: NAH AHH. Cleverbot: I have no clue. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Ok, can I go now? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Thank you, goodbye. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Thank you for sharing your free time with me.

So...Busy

I have been so busy.. With the new vlog... And Audrey and i Broke up again because of misunderstanding/she may or may not of cheated on me.. :3 but were back now! :D

Daily Vlog Wut!!?

I have a vlog that im  going to do for an entire year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPouyckEMPU&feature=sub