Car Blogging

I’m on the road right now! Meaning, I have no internet. I’m doing this in a word document, then ima save it and put it up later tonight. I have nothing to do all this time in the car, so I’m going to blog, vlog, sleep, and text. That’s all ive done all day. We just saw a car, and it had a trailer on the back of it with two dirt bikes, and three or foor horses all cramped in together like. “Yo, I would move, but then my hoof would hit something” “Dave, get your horse boner off my tail” “Sorry bro, Morning wood” “ewh dave, just ewh.” Then like five minuites later we saw a bull in the back of another trailer. Its pretty cool seeing all these animals and shit, but everytime I see one. I think of Audrey. Which sucks.
Earlier my brother had to pee. We pulled over to a dirt road so he could wiss. And saw a white pickup truck. Which then vanished allong the road. So tony peed, my dad peed. But at my turn when I got out to pee. I looked up and the white pickup truck was like 30 yards away on a hill. I Then got back into the car and told my dad to step on it.
Were still in Texas, Dumas Texas. Hehe. Anyway, were about to go into New Mexico, I think. My dad knows exactly where were going. However, I think everyone ells. Is clueless. We just stopped at Taco Bell. My brother likes Taco Bell. Im just going to stay in the car. Aaaaand someone inside is starring at me. Maybe because im sitting in a big white rapist van with an old man while I type on the worlds biggest laptop.
Ugh, I miss audrey, its impossible not to think about her. As soon as I get back in like three weeks, Im going to do something big for her. All I can do is think about her, I texted her moms phone. But her mom was at the store. I think by now shes at Carters house or whatever. Glad she misses me too.. Anyway, uh I lost my train of thought.
I should probably start my letter to Emma, But its probably just going to be like. “Hi, I’m Nicky, I enjoy computers, Computers, And Computers. Kthxbai” And then shed just be like, What the Fuck. Haha. Oh lord im bored. I don’t think I can die from boredness, because if that was possible. Ide be so dead right now. I woke up at like 6 And got breakfast, packed ect. Then we were out by like 8. I fell asleep in the car listening to kesha on my ipod. (Don’t jugde) And woke up in a completely diferent area. I fell asleep in a place with long slightly bumpy hills of green grass and a few trees. And I woke up in a redsanded rocky Hilly as balls Area with more shrubs and bushes then grass and hardly any trees.
I swear if my mom and brother don’t come out now. Im going to fuckaduck. Haha. They have been eating for like twenty minuites, How long must it take? Anyway, Now for this weeks 5 Reasons why I love Audrey and why shes so Beast lololol.
1. Shes so gangsta, She has lots of amazing qualities. One of those is her style. She has a hip since of great clothing. Shes so beautiful and her style just makes it better.
2. Syd, Syd can be annoying. But shes awesome. I just wish that whever Audrey said get out of my room. She would.
3. Her singing accent, Whenever she sings she puts a slight british/texas accent. And it makes her singing verry pretty. Its not a contry voice, just a little bit of it.
4. Shes emo. Hehe Sorry babe, but I pwnd you when it came to falling off the bed. SO YOUR EMO.
5. She takes incredably good pictures, even when shes not ready shes always pretty in pictures.
So anyway. Thanks for reading. And im going to text Audrey, put on kesha, and try and get some sleep. Gnite.
-Awesome Sisco 2010
2:25 P.M
Ps- I miss you babe. Really really bad.







Aaaaand here is a story i wrote about my bro
Tony was a normal seven-teen year old. He went to a normal school, had normal friends, normal teatchers, and a normal girlfriend. Little did Tony know, his life was about to completely change. No, not for the better, or really nor for the worst. Just dramaticly change.
Tony is in line to try and get his drivers licence. Hes bored, nerves, and has to pee, However was in a rush to get to the Dmv, so forgot to use the restoom at the house. At this point stepping out of line would be a disaster I would rather not go into. Tony has sunglasses, his wallet with most of his money, and a small collarfull rock he had fund earlier that day on the steps of his home, All jammed in his left pocket. His right pocket consisted of A blue flashdrive with who knows what on it, an unused tissue, and a pencil that he had been using all week and was only about an inch long. His palms were sweaty, and his eyes were determend. He was however in so much of a hurry that allong with forgetting to pee, he also forgot his phone at home.
Earlier that day he was woken up by his father. He had been practicing all night for written test, so he slept in on accedent. He yawned and sat up hanging his legs over the side of the bed. Then looking at a clock, realizing how late he had slept in. Too late, That’s the answer. So he ran to his closet and found a green t-shirt with a leprachon on it and some kacky shorts. He forgot about his belt and ran into the front room hopping on one foot, to put his shoes on the quickest way. Then he ran out the door to be on his way. His dad was waiting in the car. He ran down the stairs jumping over the last five. Landing it quite wobbly considering he was just woken up. Then something caught his eyes. A small Blue rock. He picked it up and almost as if he skipped a beat the world seamed to slow down. Thinking he must be tripping out or something. He ran to the car and hopped in. He was then on his way to get his licence.
It was now his turn, They seated him at a small wodden cubicle. He took out his one inch pencil, No penis joke implide. He sat it on the desk and a large lady wearing a red t-shirt and a clip saying, Hi im, And then some sloppy unidenified writing. She starred at him as if he had just stolen her car or something. “We don’t accept cheaters.” She glarred at him as if he was going to cheat, which he had no intention of doing. “Were you going to cheat? Mr, uh Tony is it?” “No Ma’m”. She looked at him for a long time. Then backed off, got the test and “Gently” Threw it onto the desk infront of him. When she did so it made a noice that could wake a bear. Actualy strike that, can bears be woken easily? Or are they heavy sleepers? Tony cringed at the sound. And the lady walked and sat back at her desk, throwing her legs ontop of it. “You may start. You have twenty five minuites to complete it, any unfinished questions will be marked as wrong”
Tony flipped over the test and grabbed his pencil, then heard a clinking sound as if something had fallen out of his pocket. He looked down and next to his foot was the rock. He leaned over to grab it but while doing so looked at ms. Elegable handwriting looked at him and raised an eyebrow. He ignored this and grabbed the rock, then placed it on the table to the right of the test. However as soon as he put it down, time seamed to slow down again. Everything, except him. Not realizing that infact he was just going faster then everyone ells, he started filling in questions. Once the lady realized this she ran over, or to tony, slow motion joged over. Which by the way, was not a verry good sight to see a lady that weighed more then a cow run as fast as she can, in slow motion.
The stone wore off, and almost immediately tony was kicked out. His dad had already left, tony was supposed to call him when he was done. However when he reached into his pocket he didn’t find his phone. He looked arround thinking there could be a pay phone somewhere near. None in sight. So he started walked. Not in any real direction, Just for the sake of walking. Then he realized the stone must have been the reason everything kept going all freak on him. So he put his hand in his pocket to fiddle it out. However, it was gone. “The desk!” He had left it in the Dmv.
He walked to the glasss door, But the lady was inside at her desk. Looking at him. So that wasn’t a way in. He went arround back, were there was a dumpster that smelled like his little brother, and a fire exit. Only one thing to do. He got ready, and kicked the door as hard as he could. Then mid kick realizing it was a full metal locked door. Trying to unsucessfuly stop his kick he lost ballence. Yet still kicked the door. A huge bang was heard throughout the entire building.
Sucurity was immediately called. Later that day Tony was sitting on his couch after being rudely escorted of the perimasis. And was getting a restraining order from mr. never learned how to write her name. He put his hand in his right pocket. The one he forgot to check for the stone. pulled out a small collarfull pebble. The slow motionly said damnit.
End